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Joke: The Maid and the Wife

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" "Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should.

This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...

Marriage Joke: The Crumpled Bills funny, humor, wife, husband, money, marriage joke, crumpled bill This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...

Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife

His wife looks concerned and asks him what's wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later, during dinner, he's just pushing his food around on his plate and staring out the window. "Honey, what is it? I've never seen you like this before," the wife says.

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said aggressively, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...

Wife: "Why are you home so early?" Husband: "My boss said go to hell!" Doctor: "How's your headache?" Patient: "She's out of town." [related_articles] Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. Things in the bedroom hadn’t been good for a while, so they were going at it over that. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. He began his working day, and didn’t hear a peep from his wife.

Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying

An evening out turned into a whole weekend of partying, and he only returned home on Sunday night, to bear his wife's inevitable wrath. “My wife wasn’t too pleased that I didn’t show up for a whole weekend,” he said. “What did she say to you?” asked his buddies.

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: You get hot at the darnedest times. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate. Wife: I can't sleep without it.

The Wife's Been Reading Those Naughty Novels Again...

A wife looks like she's about to get in the way of her husband's annual fishing trip with his friends. While her intentions seem unclear at first, it soon becomes apparent that she's been reading some sort of novel...

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

With no warning and clear out of the blue, a husband said to his wife, "Honey, I have invited a friend home for supper tonight." As expected, the wife wasn't happy at being imposed upon during what she imagined to be a quiet evening. His wife replied, "What? Are you crazy?

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

John worked hard for his living and his wife decided that he deserved a treat for his birthday, so she blindfolded him and took him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greeted them and said, "Hey, John! How ya doin?"

Hilarious: Wife Turns the Tables on Her Deadbeat Hubby

After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?" "What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.

This Funny Story of Mother and Wife Will Make Men Cringe

Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

"You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, saw his wife and growled: "From now on you're taking orders from me.

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile.

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Joke: His Wife's Response is Definitely Not What he Expected!

For more BabaMail original videos click here An Old Man Decides to Boost His Love Life.... funny, joke, wife, husband, old man, baba recommends, viagra, doctors This joke begins with an old man who decides it's time to visit his doctor in order to improve his love life...