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Joke: This Englishman's Wishes

On the day of their punishment the Sheikh who was going to whip them announced: "It's my wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true." After a moment of shock, the man settles to think. "Only two?" he asks. "I heard that it is usually THREE wishes!" "Look in your pants." said the genie. The man looks inside his pants and gives a shriek. "My God, I'm... I'm ENORMOUS!"

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Joke: Every Woman's Wish... joke Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

Joke: His Last Wishes...

Joke: His Last Wishes... funny, joke, slacker A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."

I'd Like to Wish You Something...

Hey there, I'm just sending this because I wanted to wish you...

Naughty Joke: The Wrong Wish

Content Naughty Joke: The Wrong Kind of Wish joke A huge, muscular man with a tiny head walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Wish Your Family a Merry Christmas With This eCard

Always remember that Christmas is a time for families to unite, as well as a time to share all the laughter and cheers you may not have had time to share earlier on during the year! To send this greeting click here Wishing You a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year!

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

The genie says “I have seen your plights, and will grant you three wishes.” The woman, astounded, thinks for a moment and says “age has taken its toll on me. I wish to be young and beautiful once more.” BAM! In a sudden flash the old woman emerged, a ravishing young woman.

Joke: The Genie, the Waterfall and Their Last Wish

He cannot prevent their inevitable deaths, but he can grant each man one wish before he dies. The American steps up first. "I love my country. Before I die I want to sing my national anthem one last time. The full version. Give my friends lyrics sheets, so they can join in.

Jokes You Can Only Wish For - Genie Humor!

You have 3 wishes woman, but know that anything you ask for your husband will get as well, only double! Sorry but the rules were written at a more primitive time." So, the woman thinks of a first wish... "I want to be rich !" So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!

Wishing You a Very HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

I hope you find, among these beautiful greeting and video cards, something you'd like to send to someone you care about and wish them a wonderful thanksgiving! To send this greeting click here Thanksgiving means food, food, and more food. However, you must always save some room for this!

Wish Your Nearest and Dearest a Happy Thanksgiving

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It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)

Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit. The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black suit, but he'd see what he could arrange.