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Joke: Where the Heck ARE We?

“LLan-fair-poo-wee…” said the first. “No no – it’s llan-fair-pi-well…” argued the second. “I think we need to ask a local about this,” the third sighed. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

In Glasgow, there's a wee place. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink.' 'Well,' said the second man, "At my local in London, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.'

Hilarious: Can I Have a Penny For Your Thoughts, Lad?

The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, "Well, I was thinkin' how nice it would be if ye'd give me a wee bit of a kiss." So she did so. But he again lapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lass to ask him, "What are ye thinkin' now?"

Hilarious: Excuse Me Miss, But How Do You Pronounce This?

“LLan-fair-poo-wee…” said the first. “No no – it’s llan-fair-pi-well…” argued the second. “I think we need to ask a local about this,” the third sighed. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens

So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually, the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack put in a painting bid and, because his price was so competitive, he got the job.

Joke: A Scottish Castaway

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Och - in the name of the wee man is that good!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good scotch?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

Hilarious: Scottish Castaway Meets Sexy Blonde Diver

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, “Och - in the name of the wee man is that good!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good scotch?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

QUIZ: Answer This Leprechaun and Win a Pot of Gold!

As you walk along a nature trail, minding your own business, a tiny man dressed all in green, with a big smoking pipe and a giant tall hat calls to you: " Kind human, " He says, " I'm in a wee bit of a jam, got my foot stuck ya see, under this blasted root. Will ya do me a kindness and free me?

Joke: A Foreigner in Canada...

"But, Monsieur, 'C' stands for chaud – French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal." "Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked 'C'." "Of course," said the manager. "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready." The Canadian said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

Personality Test: What Kind of Sleeper Are You?

You are energetic, active and full of joy a woman jumping into the air in front of the sunset According to your answers, we can tell that you’re a very active person, full of energy and joie de vivre, who likes to socialize with friends, spend time outside and celebrate, sometimes even into the wee hours

Why You're Smarter Than You Think...

You're a night owl Smart people are more inclined to stay up into the wee hours of the morning, according to research.

What do Your Sleep Habits Say About Your Personality?

You are energetic, active and full of joy a woman jumping into the air in front of the sunset According to your answers, we can tell that you’re a very active person, full of energy and joie de vivre, who likes to socialize with friends, spend time outside and celebrate, sometimes even into the wee hours