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Hilarious Joke: These Waiters are Incredibly Efficient...

While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after looking around, they observed the other waiters and busboys each had a similar spoon. So the husband says, "What's with the spoon?"

Joke: The C.E.O, the Professor and the Janitor

The C.E.O says, “I’ll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This’ll be a breeze.” So he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up. The janitor says, “I’ll be an artist.”

Joke: A Fresh Cup of Coffee

He sits lazily and looks the place up and down before raising his hand and summoning a waiter. "I would like your FRESHEST coffee, none of that muddy stuff you probably usually make from yesterday's leftovers." The waiter assured him they make fresh coffee many times per day.

Joke: The Remarkable Restaurant

He enters and a waiter takes him to a table. The waiter asks, "What would you like to eat today, sir?" Man: "I would like an elephant's ear and a muffin to eat, please" Waiter: "Give us just a moment." The waiter leaves to the kitchen.

This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle

With the little energy they had left, they dragged themselves across the clearing and looked up to see the following menu: They struggled into the establishment, dragged themselves to a table, and a waiter came to take their order.

These Short Jokes and One-Liners Are to Die For!

Customer: " Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. " Waiter: " Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. " It is well known... Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up. What four animals does a woman like to have in her house?

Joke: Impossible Demands

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying it is from the gentleman at a nearby table.

This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Offered Some Wine

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his for the night. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying it is from the gentleman at a nearby table.

Joke: The Sinning Rabbi

The dish comes out, and just as the waiter is setting it as his table, the rabbi sees one of his congregants walking towards him on the sidewalk. The rabbi is terrified of being caught. Panicking, he shouts out “Would you look how they serve an apple here??”

Joke: What a Difference Decades Make

For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants. For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.

Hilarious: The Difference Between 40 and 80...

For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants. For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.

A Painter From the Renaissance Age With a Love For Nature!

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