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Hilarious: Sir, Can You Stay in Your Allocated Seat?

"Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony." Check out these other hilarious and funny jokes that'll put a smile on your face. Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones

Then, they come across the gravestone of the woman's uncle Joe. The little boy asks, "Mommy, what does R.I.H. stand for?", pointing to the initials printed under Uncle Joe's name. "We really didn't like Uncle Joe." Said his mother.

Joke: The Case of the Town's Gossip

She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Sam, of being an alcoholic after seeing his old pickup parked outside the town’s only pub one afternoon.

Hilarious: An Unexpected Invitation From a Neighbor

Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.

Have You Ever Heard of Vincent Van Gogh's Family? You Should

His dizzy aunt Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store --- Stop N Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia U Gogh His magician uncle Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half-brother Gring Gogh The nephew who drove

Joke: Introducing the van Gogh Family...

There's his dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop N Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U Gogh His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh His Mexican cousin, A Mee Gogh The Mexican cousin's American half brother, Gring Gogh The nephew

Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome

“Fine Sam, yes you can have your damn threesome. Who do you want it to be with?” George quickly responds with... “Well, do you remember Sarah who works in accounting at my office?” “Yes, of course.” the wife responds. “Well, with her." Said Sam, "and one of her friends.”

Joke: The Rude Cowboy

"Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice, Sam replied: "The balcony". Joke: A Cowboy at the Theater funny, joke The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater.

Joke: An Unexpected Invitation

Sam had been in the computer business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Minnesota as far from humanity as possible. Sam saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.

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Before Death, This Sick Child Has Something to Say

Sam Berns is a Junior at Foxboro High School in Foxboro, Massachusetts, where he has achieved highest honors and is currently a percussion section leader in the high school marching band. He recently achieved the rank of Eagle Scout in the Boy Scouts of America.

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This is How Neuroscience Will Develop in the Next Century

In this imaginative and interesting talk, neuro-engineer Sam Rodriques takes us on a thrilling tour of the next 100 years in neuroscience.

Joke: The Saddest Story of All

Content Joke: The Saddest Story of All joke Three writers, Sam, Pete, and Chuck, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel.

Hilarious: Social Security Never Got a Letter Like This

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.