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Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens

Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly done, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened and the rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over the church and knocking Jack off the scaffold to land on the lawn. Jack was no fool.

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make... "For my first wish, I want to be some kind of royalty." the man says. The Genie nods. "Yes, yes. That can easily be arranged."

Joke: The Religious Tennis Match

Suddenly thick, dark clouds gather in the sky and with roaring thunder, a lightning bolt shoots down to the earth and shocks the priest. A thundering voice emits from the skies... “Da*n it! I missed!” Joke: The Religious Tennis Match joke A bishop and a bishop are having a tennis match....

Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather

A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said the woman. "It's a sign from above." The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon. [related_articles] "Dear Lord," the woman prayed, "I need a bigger sign."

Joke: The Cheeky Student

Then the surgeon's fist really came crashing down as he thundered, "Of course not!! That would have doomed half of them to their death!!" God it was quiet then.... And one could scarcely hear the small voice ask: "Which half?"

Funny Joke: An Understanding With God

Right before the hunter's eyes, a bolt of lightning struck the bank at the other side of the river, followed by a deafening clap of thunder and a massive explosion. Trees, rocks and chunks of dirt flew hundreds of feet into the air!

Joke: A Meeting of Witches

The mountain witches rode down the hillside upon magical stormclouds, thunder and lightning bursting from their steeds of vapor, a tumultuous blizzard ravaging the mountains in their wake.

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

The genie thunders: "You have awakened me, Oh Master! You can ask two wishes of me, and I will make them come true." After a moment of shock, the man settles to think. "Only two?" he asks. "I heard that it is usually THREE wishes!" "Look in your pants." said the genie.

Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?

he thunders at him. The priest replied, "I had a heart attack." Demon: "Alright, what happened?" priest: "Someone broke my windows, popped the tire on my Harley, and stole all my tools out of my shed." Demon: "Well that'd give some a heart attack alright. But you're a priest! Why are you in hell?"

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Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker

"Noble sir," he thundered. "You have three wishes you may ask of me." "Alright," said the government clerk. "I would like an ice-cold Coke right now." He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish.