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Great Joke: Three Dinosaurs and Their Three Wishes

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a dino-genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. "Alright," he says, "I'll have a big, juicy, piece of meat."

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians become friends after meeting each other at functions. One is from America, the second from Russia and the third from Brazil. The American politician decides to invite the two others to his home. When they get there, the first thing he shows them is his Rolls-Royce.

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys funny, joke, humor, monkey, pet shop, animal joke man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets...

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

His parents select three girls for him, and he goes on a couple of dates with each of them. His friend asks him afterward, “How did it go?” He says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them Rs. 50,000 to see how they spend it.

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes

Joke: The Genie and the Three Wishes joke A man finds a magic lamp. Of course, as the deal goes, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie that thunders he has 3 wishes to make..

Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...

Three blondes are in front of the Heavenly Gate. Each of the blondes lived a sinful and depraved life of lust and drugs. Yet, after their deaths, they find themselves before Saint Peter. Peter looks at these three girls and shakes his head.

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."

Joke: Three Sons With 3 Gifts

Joke: The Three Gifts joke Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered...

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi

Joke: Three Drunks and the Fast Taxi joke Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking...

Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding

Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks, "I hope you don’t mind me asking what happened to your first three husbands?" The woman replies, "The first one ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic!" she gasps. "What about your second husband?"

Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs

The Poem of the Three Little Pigs funny, joke, humor, poem, pigs The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool.

This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle

Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water... One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and there right in front of them stood a Cannibal's restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board.

Joke: When Three Sisters Live in a House Together...

In this hilarious joke , three sisters aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together... Watch the video below and discover what it is that the three get up to. I for one, couldn't stop laughing!

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking. Immediately realizing that the men were inebriated, he quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them. He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination".

This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail

One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police hot on their trail and, quickly thinking the brunette points out an old, abandoned factory perfect for hiding in.

Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Everyone Interprets Questions Differently... funny, joke, humor, interview, mathematician, economist, accountant An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

When you are ready, just say 'one, two, three.' Your problems will be solved. When you are finished, your partner must say, 'one, two, three, four,' and that will be that. You can only use this potion once every full moon." Excited to try this new remedy, he makes his way home in a haste.

This Joke Collection is All About Having the Worst Luck...

Three Russian men are talking in the Gulag. One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?" The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes. Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying. Suddenly, there was a big splash.

Three Blondes Are Put to the Test at the Police Academy

A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds, then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"