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Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."

Joke: Two Honeymooners Take a Flirtatious Dip...

Joke: Two Honeymooners Take a Flirtatious Dip... joke A couple of honeymooners think that they're alone in a swimming pool when her bikini comes off. It turns out that they weren't alone at all...

Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nice, nurses are known to be hot." The second man married a telephone operator.

Joke: The Photo in Her Purse

A young couple gets married and goes on their honeymoon, the following morning the bride walks out of the shower, naked. The husband says, “Stop.” Grabs his camera and takes a quick photo. She asks him why he took a photo when he can see her naked anytime?

Joke: The Mysterious Gift

joke A husband and wife head off on their honeymoon, only to return home to find a surprise...

Prepare Yourself for the Greatest Dad Jokes Ever Written

Table of contents These drinks are a little too strong for me The upsides of Lockdown I see what you did there A helpful twist on a classic childhood song Linda doesn’t seem convinced Cinderella’s story took a sudden turn Bringing disco back through food puns And top it off with a honeymoon glaze We

Joke: The Panty Rule

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

ADULT HUMOR: The 7 Kinds of Marital Relations

The 7 Kinds of Sex (Adult) funny, joke, sex, adult jokes We all know there's a honeymoon period when it comes to marital relations, but what about the other stages...?

Have You Heard This Joke? Comparing to the Ex

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed and just about ready to consummate their marriage when the new bride says to the husband: "I have a confession to make - I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yea... 

The Most Unbelievable Food is Served In This Nursing Home!

While honeymooning in New Zealand with his wife, some ten years later, Kevin took a job cooking at a retirement home. He reveled in every minute of it and found himself saddened to have to return to his home in Perthshire, Scotland.

Strengthen the Friendship in Your Marriage In 5 Easy Ways

Make Small Moment into Pivotal Experiences Think about the honeymoon phase of your relationship - that time when everything about your partner seemed fascinating. You were head over heels.