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This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?"

Hilarious: Standing Before the Pearly Gates...

A man finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates to heaven. In front of them, stands a guardian angel. As the man approaches, the angel greets him and warns him it is not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the fellow religious in life? No?

Joke: When Bill Gates Goes to Hell...

Content Joke: A Billionaire's Visit to Hell joke Bill Gates dies and for some reason goes to hell.

The Art World Mourns The Loss of One of Its Greatest Minds

The work of Christo and his wife have been gorgeous large scale projects that often involve wrapping different architectural marvels of the world in various fabrics or building structures using unique materials, like “The Gates” in Central Park, made entirely from nylon fabric.

Joke: St. Peter and the Politicians

Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven When a group of politicians walked up. "Hey Petey, may we come in too Heaven?" asks one jovially. St. Peter replies "Well, we have never had a group of politicians come in to heaven before, let me ask God."

Joke: The Spirit of Christmas

At the Pearly Gates they're greeted by Saint Peter Saint Peter says to them: "I will let you into heaven if you can show me a spirit of Christmas." The first man pulls out a leaf from his pocket and says "This represents the Christmas tree."

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

A little while later, God returned to the pearly gates to check on progress. The women had all gone with St. Peter as he had wished, and the men were split into two lines.

Joke: The Idiot Savant

They stand before the gates of heaven. Between them and the gates stands St. Peter. St. Peter tells the three men "Sorry boys, but it seems heaven is getting jam-packed. To let you in, you have to beat me intellectually, either through a form of a question or a challenge."

Joke: A Flat-Earther in Heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.

Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...

When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Let's Play: This Colorful Platform Game is a Fun Challenge!

Time his jumps so that he gets at least 3 fruits and the diamond before the gate opens and you can finish the level. How to Play: Click on the center yellow button to Play, then select a level (the more you progress the more levels you can 'jump' to).

The Billionaire QUIZ!

quiz What do you know about people like Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates and others like them?

Joke: What's a Priest is Doing in Hell?

A priest appears at the gate to hell. Surprised, because priests were rare in hell, a demon gets curious and jumps into the priest's path. "How'd you die?" he thunders at him. The priest replied, "I had a heart attack." Demon: "Alright, what happened?"