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Joke: An Evening With the Devil

Suddenly, a puff of smoke appears and out of it steps the Devil himself! He whispers, terrifyingly, "Take all the money in your wallet, go to this casino, and put them on the number 27!" The man is first shocked, then becomes curious, and quickly yields.

Joke: Complaining to the Devil

Content Joke: The Wrong Afterlife joke The devil was sitting at the gates of hell when an old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost.

Joke: A War With the Devil

Content Joke: The War With the Devil joke Fed up with God's creations, Lucifer decides to lead an army to destroy humanity...

Joke: Jesus vs. the Devil

Jesus and the devil were arguing over which one of them was the better computer programmer. "I am!" Jesus shouted. "No, I am!" the devil countered. "I am!" "I am!" "Me!" "No, me!" " NOUGH!" God bellowed, and the whole universe disappeared into darkness.

Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...

Confused he asks where he is, "Hell," said the devil "but before you get overly concerned, it's not as bad as you think it is..." "What!!" said the guy, starting to panic. "How can that be, I'm a good person, this can't be right, it can't be!"

The Devil Is in the Detail, Even When it Comes to Cleaning...

Keeping our homes as clean as possible is essential for our well-being. The problem is that many of us don't have the time, patience or know-how to really do everything we can to ensure our home is..

Have You Heard This Joke? A Hellish Schedule

Confused he asks where he is, "Hell," said the devil "but before you get overly concerned, it's not as bad as you think it is..." "What!!" said the guy, starting to panic. "How can that be, I'm a good person, this can't be right, it can't be!"

Have You Heard This Joke? Denounce Him, Now...

Wanting to ensure that the entire process was complete, the priest commanded the man: “Denounce the devil! You must let him know that you are opposed to his evil ways and shows him that you think very, very little of it.”

Joke: Hedging Your Bets

Wanting to ensure that the entire process was complete, the priest commanded the man: “Denounce the devil! You must let him know that you are opposed to his evil ways and shows him that you think very, very little of it.”

Funny Joke: Which Hell Do You Prefer?

Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome. However, at the Italian Hell a long line of people are waiting to get in.

This Joke Begins With a Cemetery and An Acorn Tree...

The Devil and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!" The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

English Quiz: Can You Complete the Saying?

The original went: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man in king." "...the one-eyed man is king." "...the rat king is free." "...the devil is king." "...the king is the devil." "An idle brain..." This proverb can be dated as far back as the 4th century by theologian St. Jerome.

English Quiz: Complete the Saying!

The original went: "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man in king." "...the one-eyed man is king." "...the rat king is free." "...the devil is king." "...the king is the devil." "An idle brain..." This proverb can be dated as far back as the 4th century by theologian St. Jerome.