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Joke: The Mayor's Nightly Visit

The mayor wakes up startled and mutters "Lies!" under his breath. The next night, George Washington appears in the dreams of the mayor. He asks "What can I do to make Chicago great?", to which GW responds "Never tell a lie". The mayor wakes up startled and curses under his breath.

Joke: The 16 Year Old Deal

On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.

Joke: A Stern Warning

They advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. They also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear . It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.

Kick out Knee Pain with These All-Natural Home Remedies

Knee pain afflicts a startling number of people, particularly those of us who've been around for a few decades.

Have You Ever Seen Animals Quite So Strange and Bizarre?

The blue-tongued skink uses its uniquely colored tasting-tool as a bluff warning, designed to startle predators (By Benjamint444, Wikimedia Commons ) 6.

Joke: A Blonde on a Galloping Steed...

The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away.

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Laugh Like No One is Watching - Great Jokes!

Everyone is startled and looks around, allowing him time to run away as fast as he could. The angry guards then bring the sergeant forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests. He says no, and the executioner shouts, " Ready... Aim... " The sergeant then screams, " Tornado !"

Joke: Surprising the Taxi Driver

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly." The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

funny, hilarious, joke, rude, humor, yard, naughty, brothel, madam, outside, sale A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...

Joke: An Unforgettable Gallop

The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away.

Joke: The Religious Tennis Match

, startling the priest. He lets it slip and the match continues. But alas, after a fierce back-hand from the priest, the bishop misses and again yells: “God*amn it! I missed!” “Stop it” yells the priest. “You can’t use the Lords name in vain like that!” The bishop apologizes. “I’m sorry, my son.

Joke: The Butcher and the 16 Year Deal

On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.

Hilarious! A Woman is Cooking Eggs in the Kitchen When...

The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter. You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!" The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.

Hilarious: You Really Play a Good Golf Game, Old Man

As the bird soars higher, a bolt of lightning startles the bird, which then drops the fish into a nearby tree. When the fish hits a branch of the tree, the ball pops out, rolls down the trunk of the tree, across the green and right into the hole...