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How The Titans of the Fast Food Industry Got Started

In 1961, he acquired both Mac and Dick's entire interest in the company, and by 1965, started publicly trading the stock of the company, having expanded the business to nearly 1.000 outlets.

This Joke Starts With An Adventure On Safari

Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife said, "What are we going to do?"

This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...

Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow

The First Advances When You Start Dating Again Are Hard.. funny, joke, humor, baba recommends, mourning A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...

Joke: Reasons For Starting a Fight

Content Joke: And That's When the Fight Started... joke When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started...

This Joke Starts With a Young Programmer at an Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the young programmer: "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The programmer said, "In the neighborhood of $75,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...

At this point, he realizes this won't work, but he needs to get home no matter what, so he starts crawling towards his house. After 40 minutes he gets there, lays down next to his (blissfully sleeping) wife and passes out. The next morning his wife wakes him up, not kindly.

This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister

But instead of walking across the water, he falls into the water and starts to wildly splash around. The priest and the minister finally drag the rabbi back into the boat and the priest turns to the minister and says, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."

This Joke Starts With Preparations For a Wrestling Match

As the match started, the American and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.

This Joke Starts With a Race of Christian Aliens...

The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize. "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?" The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"

This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck

funny, joke, humor, bath, won the lottery, couple jokes, marriage jokes, cheating jokes, lottery jokes This joke starts with a wife getting some brand new merchandise...