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Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him. DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies! DAD: Which one?

Hilarious Joke: Liar Liar!

Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him. DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies! DAD: Which one?

This Tale of Friendship is a Lesson I'll Cherish...

Eventually, in the heat of the moment, one friend slapped the other friend's cheek. The friend Who had been slapped did not hit back or curse his friend. Instead, he picked up a stick and wrote in the sand: Today, my best friend slapped me in the face.

Have You Heard This Joke? Shenanigans in a Dark Tunnel

Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the rich man is holding the side of his face in agony, while the poor man is grinning uncontrollably.

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Then a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap are heard. When the train exits the tunnel, the rich man is holding the side of his face in agony, while the poor man is grinning uncontrollably.

Joke: This Wife Can't Help But Make Comparisons...

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow?!?" Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Today's Joke: A Large Wager...

Slapping their knees, high fiving and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily crowed..... 'We were at your birthday party yesterday.' Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: Bets at the Nursing Home!

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

The third guy slapped him across the face with brute force. "What was that for?" Yelled the surprised driver, thinking he was caught. "Next time don't go so fast! Y ou nearly killed us!" Image by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

"Isn't that much better than slapping your knee and yelling 'No way! What happened next?'" Scroll below for more funny jokes! How Should I Go About Hearing Confession?

Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say 'WHO'S HORNY?!' She always acts like she's sound asleep.

Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say 'WHO'S HORNY?!' She always acts like she's sound asleep. Works every time!"

Have You Heard This Joke? What Kind of Course?

I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - golf course or inter course?" She said, " Don't forget your hat ."' ​For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: What Kind of Course? funny, hilarious, joke, couple, golf How to get permission to play golf...

Photographic Evidence That Karma is More Kind Than Cruel!

Or with just a small slap on the wrist for the world's bullies and troublemakers. But it's also good to remember that karma can be a kind friend and a rewarding benefactor .

He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)

The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up two of the nickels but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.