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Joke: The Blind Shopkeeper

She paid the bill… Joke: The Blind Shopkeeper funny, joke A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

The Language Barrier Might Prove Difficult Here (Funny)

Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What happens if this doesn't work?' The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILED'. Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.

Joke: A Blonde Hunter and an Alligator...

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.

Joke: The $5000 Desk

He goes inside and asks the shopkeeper how much it is. “That desk is going for $5000,” says the shopkeeper. “$5000 for an old desk? That’s outrageous!” exclaims Eric. “Ah,” says the shopkeeper, “but this is a magic desk.” He turns to the desk and asks, “Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?”

The Pregnant Thief - Weird Hilarious Gag!

When the shopkeeper returns, the prank victims blow the whistle on this weird pregnant thief. Except when the pregnant lady is confronted, she lifts up her shirt to show off a very real pregnant belly! The Pregnant Thief - Weird Hilarious Gag!

Joke: The Little Girl and the Pet Store Owner

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

Just What We All Need Right Now: The Good Moments of 2020!

A shopkeeper goes the extra mile for a quarantined family ( Twitter ) David Solomone was staying with his family on Howell Road, located in Fiji’s capital city of Suva. After a week of being under strict quarantine, the family began to worry about essentials and groceries.

Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!

Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What happens if this doesn't work?' The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILED'. Feeling assured, he paid for the VR set and returns to his hotel.