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Joke: The New Bible Salesman

Content The New Bible Salesman joke Two bible salesmen, Rick and Martin, are going on their regular route when the boss rings them.

Joke: The Clever Bible Salesman

Joke: The Sly Salesman joke A Bible salesman from Nebraska moves to Florida and seeks a job in a department store. He has an extremely impressive first day...

Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter

A traveling salesman whose car has broken down goes to the door of the closest farmhouse. The farmer says, "You can spend the night but you'll have to share a room with my daughter." The daughter, a gorgeous 20-something, winks at him over her father's shoulder.

Hilarious! Buying a Bed Takes Some Thought...(RUDE)

The salesman can't believe his luck when he realizes what she is proposing...

Hilarious: Let's Use Drawings to Explain Everything

To this very day, he still doesn't know how she guessed that he was a furniture salesman! Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Parisian Belle and the Midwestern Salesman funny, hilarious, joke, humor, French, English, salesman A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip.

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

To this very day, he still doesn't know how she guessed that he was a furniture salesman! Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Parisian Belle and the Midwestern Salesman funny, hilarious, joke, humor, French, English, salesman A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip.

WATCH: The Cheeky Rooster Is Up to His Old Tricks

A farmer's efforts to keep a salesman away from his daughter after his car breaks down don't quite go to plan.

Funny Joke: A Marketing Disaster!

A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia, where he went to sell them a new brand of Coca-Cola. Seeing his crestfallen face, a friend asks him: "Why the long face?" The salesman replied: "I failed in Saudi-Arabia, the campaign was a total failure." "Why is that?"

Joke: Nah, Not For Me

Then the salesman glances out the office window and sees a golf course. "I suppose you play golf," says the salesman. "I'd like to invite you to be a guest at my club". "That's kind of you, but no, thanks." the manager says. "I played golf once, but I didn't like it".

Joke: The Blonde Shopper

Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes." So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that TV." But the salesman still said: "sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it!

HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!

"And by the way," the blonde added, " that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari. " [related_articles] A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. " I would like to buy this TV, " she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. The blonde was very angry about this.

Joke: An Unexpected Customer

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop answered, “Uh, yes ma’am, we do.” The little lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked, “Dddd-do y-you ha-ave any ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?”

Have You Ever Been in a Car that Has an "Insane" Mode?

When customers come to test drive the new car, the car salesman takes them on a short drive and introduces them to the “Insane” mode the P85D has.

10 Oscar-Winning Foreign Movies You Can’t Afford to Miss!

The movie follows 36 of the most important hours in this prisoner-of-war's life and his desperation to hold on to his faith against all odds. 7. 2016-2017 The Salesman (Persian: Forušande ) Premiered at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival, Iranian drama film The Salesman follows the story of a happily married

What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. "What's up, John?" asked the farmer. "Gosh Bob, I'll tell you what ... if I don't sell a tractor soon, I'm gonna have to close my shop."