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25 Roasts and Comebacks That Will Leave You Laughing

These Retorts are So Good, They'll Leave Scars!

We have all been there - hanging out with friends or family when the perfect opportunity to offer a playful roast or a witty retort presents itself. There’s nothing quite like a good-natured jab that gets everyone laughing, especially when it’s all in the spirit of fun.

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Funny Insults: 16 of the Wittiest Comebacks in History

All images source: Dump a Day The Best Put-Downs from History That Will Make You Chuckle funny, jokes, insults, hilarious humor, witty insults, comeback joke, witty fun, retorts These witty historical retorts show that insults were once an art.

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Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready...

The professor isn't happy about this, and immediately retorts...

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There's No Way You Can Put Five In a Quattro

Joke: Officer, It's the Car

"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Scotsmen retort in disbelief. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."

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Hilarious: He Knows Italian Very Well For An Irishman

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The Aliens Have a Great Rapport With Jesus

This Joke Starts With a Race of Christian Aliens...

The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?" The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates." "Why? What did you guys do?" Scroll below for more funny jokes!

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Joke: Playing in Detroit

his mother retorts. “At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn’t get raped!”

Riddles & Quizzes

Impossible Quiz: English Synonyms Edition!

The Big Synonym Quiz: You Lose, You're Out!

Retort Request Beseech Mend Which of these is a synonym for Come? Advance Go Remain Continue Which of these is a synonym for Full? Replete Empty Sizable Tiny Congratulations! You've Reached LEVEL 4 CONTINUE Which of these is a synonym for Detest?

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Is Coca-Cola Life Healthy or Not? The Verdict

Yet, many have retorted that Coca-Cola Life is really just a gimmick, an attempt to fool people (or let people fool themselves) into believing that they can have their cake and eat it too.

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Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!

he retorts impatiently. "Colonel, vhy vould you vant zat clock anyvay? It is broken. It does not vork!" she says. “Vhy frauline? Vhat is wrong with ze clock?" he asks. "Colonel, ze pendulum only svings von vay, ze bloody thing only goes TICK, TICK, TICK and it cannot go TOCK." she answers.