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Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.

This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister

A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.

Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?

A man goes to see the Rabbi. 'Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.' The Rabbi asked, 'What's wrong?' The man replied, 'My wife is poisoning me.' The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, 'How can that be?'

Joke: The Rabbi's Wife

I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.

Joke: The Sinning Rabbi

An orthodox Rabbi walks into a restaurant. It’s not a kosher place, but he thinks “what the heck, why not? I should try one time in my life” He asks for a seat outside. He looks at the menu and decides if he’s gonna eat non-Kosher food, he’s going to do it in the biggest way possible.

Joke: Rabbi, Will You Help Us?

Content Joke: Rabbi, We Have a Problem! joke Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door...

Joke: Hey Rabbi, Have You Tried This?

Content Joke: The Priest, the Rabbi and the Bill joke A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other.

Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer

Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

Joke: The Priest, the Rabbi and the Monk

Holy Men joke A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk get arrested for illegal gambling...

This Joke Begins With a Man's Complaint to His Rabbi...

A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years of tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, it is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me it's work?"

Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?

I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?" Irving was not very fond of the idea, but being Morris' lifelong friend, he reluctantly agreed.

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.

Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the procedure, since it was considered cosmetic surgery.

Joke: The Old Man's Reason For Ceasing to Attend Synagogue

Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we don't see you at services anymore?" The old man looked around and lowered his voice.

Joke: The Jewish Sons

A middle-aged Jewish man goes to his rabbi and says, "Rabbi, you gotta help me. It's my son. For 30 years he's a Jew, and now bam! He says he's a Christian!" "Funny you should say that," the Rabbi replies. "I'm having the same problem with my kid. Let's go see Rabbi Rabinowitz, the Elder.

Joke: The Foreskin Problem

Content Joke: The Retiring Rabbi joke A rabbi is planning on retiring from his main occupation, which is giving circumcisions

Joke: Are Relations Work or Play?

Content Joke: The Priest, Minister and Rabbi Advise joke A man wonders if having relations on the Sabbath...

Joke: The Urinal Heart to Heart

"No, but Rabbi Goldberg was responsible for the Bris there, and he was infamous for not being able to make a straight cut. "What does that have to do with anything?" "You're peeing on my shoes." Joke: Do We Know Each Other?

These Are the 13 Secrets That Led My Family to Happiness...

However, according to Rabbi Shmuel Boteach, host of TLC’s “Shalom in the Home,” we should all take a minute to examine whether or not our families are as cohesive, good and happy, as we think.