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Joke: The Photo in Her Purse

Joke: The Photo in Her Purse joke A young couple gets married and go on their honeymoon, the following morning the bride walks out of the shower, naked.

Joke: I Found Your Purse!

Jones went to the market, she realized upon arriving that she had lost her purse somewhere along the way.

Joke: The Good Samaritan

I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!”

Joke: The Magic Scales

She fumbled through her purse for a dime, and went over to the machine to insert the coin. Out came a card that said: "You weigh 126 pounds, and in 30 seconds you will pass gas". Sure enough, after 30 seconds, she broke wind.

Have You Heard This Joke? A Very Special Tool...

She fumbled through her purse for a dime, and went over to the machine to insert the coin. Out came a card that said: "You weigh 126 pounds, and in 30 seconds you will pass gas". Sure enough, after 30 seconds, she broke wind.

Hilarious: Standing Before the Pearly Gates...

They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back.

Story with a Moral – Obstacles Might Not Be So Bad…

As the peasant picked his basket back up and got ready to continue down the road, he saw a purse lying in place of the boulder. The peasant opened the purse to find it filled with gold coins and a note from the king which said the gold was for the person who moved the boulder.

You Won't Be Old AND Vulnerable After Reading This

your surroundings, having a fearless presence, and understanding what you’re capable of: Crimes against seniors – the numb ers The US Department of Justice recently reported that although the overall amount of crime against senior citizens has dropped since 1997, there have been higher incidences of purse

3 Breathing Exercises That’ll Help Rid You of Hot Flashes

Place your tongue against the roof of your mouth, between your teeth and purse your lips as you would when whistling. 2. Take air into your lungs through your nose and exhale through your pursed lips. 3. When inhaling, slowly count to 4 while filling your lungs with air.

Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

If You Hide Money in These Places, Move it Now!

In Old Wallets/Purses and Handbags Don’t store your cash in old wallets, purses or handbags. Even if you don’t use them anymore, it doesn’t mean that they are a good place to store money. After all, how are thieves to know you don’t use them anymore? 5.

5 Exercises That'll Keep Your Face Flexible and Young

Blinking and pursing of the lips In this case, the sentence "blink and you missed it" is wrong, and should be changed to "blink and you caught it."

This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.