pub Posts

Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

"We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it." So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Sean suggested.

This Joke Begins With 2 Drunks at an Irish Pub...

Joke: What a Small World funny, joke, humor, twins, drunks, funny jokes, Irish pub, drinking jokes, best irish jokes This joke begins with 2 drunks at an Irish pub carrying on a conversation...

Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub

An American walks into an Irish pub. He asks the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes." People raise their heads, but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and merrymaking, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

Old Drunk Bugs a Tough Guy At the Pub funny, hilarious, joke, humor, dad, son, drunk, pub, big guy An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...

Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices

Joke: The Cheapest Bar funny, joke, humor, wife, bartender, bar, pub, bar jokes This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...

I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)

The Diamond Necklace & the Angry Phone Call funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, husband, jewelry, store, pub A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...

This Old West Joke Starts With a Stranger...

funny, joke, horse, bar, cowboy, pub This joke starts with a cowboy asking bar patrons to watch his horse.

Joke: The Best Bar in the World

Suddenly, the first guy says, 'As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink.'

Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle

Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.

Joke: The Bartender and the Duck

Content Joke: A Bartender and a Working Duck joke A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich...

Joke: I'd Like to Speak to the Manager

A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

Joke: The George and Dragon

The only place with rooms available was a quaint English pub, The George and Dragon, which had a lovingly painted sign of a Knight beside a defeated dragon blowing in the evening breeze.

Joke: The Case of the Town's Gossip

She made a mistake, however, when she accused a new member, Sam, of being an alcoholic after seeing his old pickup parked outside the town’s only pub one afternoon.

Joke: Pull Over!

"Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening". "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.

This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers.