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Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign Or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

Sometimes, a Prostitute Just Won't Do (Hilarious Joke)

Two Old Men Visit a Cat-House funny, hilarious, old, joke, men, humor, prostitute, cat-house, blow up doll Two old men decide to get some action by visiting a cat-house, but the madam soon determines that her girls will be wasting their time on them...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age. After a couple of minutes, he asks, "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots." "Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute. When it was over she told him to pay $500. He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked “Rent for Apartment.” The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250.

Funny: Johnny's Answer Catches His Teacher By Surprise

hilarious, joke, humor, teacher, classroom, little johnny, principal, prostitute Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...

Joke: The Brothel Union

Joke: They Unionized... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, union, brothel, prostitute, madam, hooker Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Principal's Office

hilarious, joke, humor, teacher, classroom, little johnny, principal, prostitute Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...

Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky

funny, hilarious, joke, humor, phone, prostitute, call, call girl, receptionist A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

A Rather Unconventional Visit to the Brothel funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, death, money, brothel, prostitute, madam, repayment When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

funny, hilarious, joke, humor, phone, prostitute, call, call girl, receptionist A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel

Joke: They Unionized... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, union, brothel, prostitute, madam, hooker Guess which profession just got unionized...

Hahaha! These 3 Parrot Jokes Will Ruffle Your Feathers

These Parrot Jokes Are Quite Hilarious funny, hilarious, joke, rude, magician, iceberg, parrot, lawyer, sink, brothel, prostitute Parrots are funny animals. They can talk, they can imitate us, they make weird noises, and they are a lot more intelligent than they look.

Joke: Your Guilt Won't Change the Past

A man decided to spend the night with a prostitute. When it was over she told him to pay $500. He said he’d send it to her in an envelope marked “Rent for Apartment.” The next day, however, he regretted that he spent the night with her and sent only $250.

This One Begins with a Police Raid (Rude)...

A young woman, during tough times, was working as a prostitute. For obvious reasons, she kept this a secret from her family. One day, the police raided her brothel and arrested a group of working girls, including the young woman.

Joke: The Most Peculiar Nuns...

NORTON HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon he sees another sign which says: SISTERS OF ST. NORTON HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.

Joke: But You Said...

Content Joke: The Senior Customer joke A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw...

Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence

"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are embarrassed." He thought for a minute and then said: "You know, I may have a solution to this problem.

This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends

Sure enough, at the next meeting, Fay started, "You know, girls, there's a rumor going around that a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say...." Just then, the women all stood up and started for the door.

That's a Really Nice Save, Dude! (Funny)

The boy said: "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and hockey players up there." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada." "No way!" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?" Images courtesy of depositphotos.com Scroll below for more funny jokes!