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Joke: A Politician in the Village

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. "We have two basic needs honorable Sir", replied the villager leader. "Firstly, we have a hospital but no doctor."

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians become friends after meeting each other at functions. One is from America, the second from Russia and the third from Brazil. The American politician decides to invite the two others to his home. When they get there, the first thing he shows them is his Rolls-Royce.

Joke: The Politician Mountain Climber

A politician, 3 doctors, and 3 engineers decided to climb Mount Everest. They arrive there and start climbing the long way up the tallest climb on Earth. It's a grueling climb and they have to stop many times to rest and pull each other up. Halfway into the climb, the rope starts to break.

Joke: St. Peter and the Politicians

Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven When a group of politicians walked up. "Hey Petey, may we come in too Heaven?" asks one jovially. St. Peter replies "Well, we have never had a group of politicians come in to heaven before, let me ask God."

Joke: A Politician at the Chocolate Store

Once upon a time there was a thief and a politician who were friends friends. One day, they entered a chocolate store. Joke: The Thief and the Politician funny, joke Once upon a time there was a thief and a politician friends. One day, they entered a chocolate store.

Joke: You Know How Politicians Are...

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

These Might Be the Best Things Politicians Have Ever Said

With all the hoopla surrounding politics for the last 3 to 4 decades or so, it has become a hard task to tell which words of politicians are worth listening to, and which ones need to be locked in a casket and buried under 6 feet of dirt (for example, statements about grabbing people of a certain gender

Hilarious! What Was the First Profession???

A physician , an engineer , and a politician were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions. Each one of them thought they had this in the bag. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon.

This Joke Starts With Some Contractors At the White House

The DC Politician and the Three Contractors funny, hilarious, joke, humor, politician, contractor, workman, crooked Three contractors from different US states descend on the White House to get a contract to fix a broken fence. The negotiating begins in earnest...

This Joke Starts With Three Explorers Lost In the Jungle

The first two items are priced about the same, but the third item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?" "Are you kidding?" replied the waiter. "Did you ever try to CLEAN one of those suckers?" Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Snake Test

A zoologist, a doctor, and a politician are kidnapped by an evil psychopath. The psychopath says "I'm going to get each of you to hold a snake for ten minutes, the most venomous snake in the world. If it doesn't bite you, I'll let you go. If you refuse, I'll shoot you."

Look, We're All Sinners, but This Guy Takes the Cake!

A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

Joke: 5 Surgeons Have a Discussion...

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no spine and the head and butt are interchangeable." Joke: 5 Surgeons Have a Discussion hospital, politicians, political joke, doctor joke This joke begins with a group of surgeons having a discussion...

Joke: Only One Problem...

Content Joke: Researching the Fiancé joke An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months...

QUIZ: Can We Test Your Knowledge of Ancient Greece?

Idiot was a term for a non-political, regular person Stupid Regular person Specially elected politicians Unique Which of these is NOT a famous Greek mathamatician?