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9 Things I Learned When I Stopped Trying to Please People

Experiencing the pressure to please everyone at social events, even if it means not being true to yourself? You're not alone. I once faced these same struggles, believing that pleasing others made me a better person.

Joke: Please, Please, Do Me This Favor

The same pilot jumped out and said, " I know I shouldn't be here again, and you can do anything you want to me, but please, please, will you tell my wife that I actually DID spend last night in area 51! " Image by: Simon Howden / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Funny: "What's Your Password Please?"

Please enter your new password: "cabbage" Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

Joke: Will the Morons Please Stand Up?

Content Joke: Will the Morons Stand Up? joke One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

Joke: Please Tell My Wife...

Content Joke: A Night in Area 51 joke You may have heard of the best kept secret of the US army - the infamous area 51 in Nevada, where secret operations are conducted.

Funny: Can You Please Tell Us Your Contribution?

Please Let Us Know Your Respective Developments funny, hilarious, joke, humor, Japan, France, USA, united nations When various representatives of nations are gathered at the United Nations for a summit on technology, little did attendees imagine what the answers might be...

Please Don't Forget These Important Reminders in Life...

Sometimes, life can be so demanding that we forget the most fundamental things. These range from the significance of justice and determination to the importance of loving ourselves and appreciating..

Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I li..

Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son

Little Timmy and his parents went to the circus. When the elephants came out into the ring, Timmy turned to his mom and asked, "What's that hanging down from that elephant? "His mom said, "That's t..

Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on t..

Hilarious: Hey Manager, Can I Please Have a Job?

One day, three unemployed factory workers heard that a large food company was enlarging and needed more staff. So they went downtown to see if they could get themselves a job. After filling out the..

Funny Joke: Father, Can You Do Me a Favor, Please?

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest seated beside her: "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic..

All My Favorite Disney Songs in One Place? Yes Please!

Who of us doesn't hold a soft spot for disney songs? The colors, the movement, the memroable lyrics the magnificient music that always seemed to touch our hearts. These were powerful songs, funny s..

Hilarious: Grandpa, Can You Please Tell Me Who Made You?

A girl is sitting on the couch with her grandpa and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. She touches her own face and looks more puzzle..