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Joke: St. Peter and the Politicians

Peter was standing at the pearly gates of Heaven When a group of politicians walked up. "Hey Petey, may we come in too Heaven?" asks one jovially. St. Peter replies "Well, we have never had a group of politicians come in to heaven before, let me ask God."

Joke: Haggling With St. Peter

Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die and that for a donation of $50, we could return to the earth. So, of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $50, and the next thing I knew I was back here." "That's amazing!"

Joke Collection: 20 Saint Peter Jokes!

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1960s Movie Trivia: Do You Remember These Classics?

John Wayne Peter O'Toole Laurence Olivier Kirk Douglas Yojimbo was a foreign film released in 1961 that was loved globally. What country was it from? Yojimbo is a Japanese story about a crafty Ronin who plays two gangs against each other.

Nostalgia Test: Do You Remember These Cinema Classics?

John Wayne Peter O'Toole Laurence Olivier Kirk Douglas Yojimbo was a foreign film released in 1961 that was loved globally. What country was it from? Yojimbo is a Japanese story about a crafty Ronin who plays two gangs against each other.

QUIZ: Can You Name These Iconic Men From the 1960s?

Peter O’Toole Andy Griffith Michael Caine Steve McQueen Who's this icon? Richard Nixon Richard Attenborough Neil Armstrong Who's this icon? Warren Beatty Gregory Peck Robert Redford Elvis Presley Who's this icon? Alain Delon Gian Maria Volont Charles de Gaulle Who's this icon?

QUIZ: Can You Name These Iconic Men From the 1960s?

Peter O’Toole Andy Griffith Michael Caine Steve McQueen Who's this icon? Richard Nixon Richard Attenborough Neil Armstrong Who's this icon? Warren Beatty Gregory Peck Robert Redford Elvis Presley Who's this icon? Alain Delon Gian Maria Volont Charles de Gaulle Who's this icon?

This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter." The woman was very excited, and asked of St. Peter what she must do. "Spell a word," St. Peter replied. "What word?" she asked. "Any word," answered St. Peter.

Joke: Three Blondes in Heaven...

Yet, after their deaths, they find themselves before Saint Peter. Peter looks at these three girls and shakes his head. Then after a moment, he speaks, "O.K ladies, the Lord has decided to be merciful and give you another chance. I'm going to ask each of you the same question.

Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...

Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Joke: Heaven Has Its Perks...

Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."

Joke: The Idiot Savant

Peter. St. Peter tells the three men "Sorry boys, but it seems heaven is getting jam-packed. To let you in, you have to beat me intellectually, either through a form of a question or a challenge." The first to come forward is the Physicist, and he tells St.

Joke: The Duck Rule

Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.

This Joke Starts With Three Men Dying and Going to Heaven

Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first guy accidentally steps on one.