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Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son

Dad says, "That's the elephant's penis." "Mom said it was nothing." "I know, son. I've really spoiled that woman." Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

When a man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see a urologist.

It's Not All Buckets and Spades at the Beach! (Rude)

Video by Fabrizio Fenech For more original BabaMail videos click here Darn Old Age (Rude) joke, beach, rude, old age, rumble, penis Just because this lady is getting on a bit, it doesn't mean she's got no needs...

Well, That Was an Awkward Family Moment (Rude!)

Video by Fabrizio Fenech For more original BabaMail videos click here Joke: It's Nothing funny, video, joke, rude, elephant, boy, zoo, rumble, penis Curiosity gets the better of this small boy, but the different ways his parents answer his query is hilariously illuminating

Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password

The Husband, the Wife and the Laptop funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, husband, password, laptop, penis, too short A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...

When You've Got a Big Problem, Consult a Witch (Funny)

Long ago there was a man who had a 25-inch penis. After consulting many people and finding no solution to his big problem, he decided to consult with a local witch. Once with the witch, he said, ''I need your help. My penis is so big it's hard for me to find women who can accommodate me.

Joke: Consult the Wife

You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was severed in the accident and the paramedics couldn't find it.” The man groans, but the doctor goes on… "You do have $19,000 in insurance compensation coming though, and we now have the technology to build a new penis.

Joke: A Tourist in Jamaica

The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, “hey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.”

5 Fascinating Health Studies You May Have Missed!

. #5 Scientists create first-ever penis shame scale Journal: Journal of Sexual Medicine Saving the weird one for last. Some men are proud of what they have, while others... not so much.

Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach

Mom answers: “oh hmm, see my son, the men with a small penis are not smart, but the ones with a big penis are very intelligent. That’s the difference.” Little Johnny is satisfied with this answer and goes back to his sand-castle.

Today's Joke: How to Spoil the Wife (Rude)

His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son." "But mother said it was nothing!" said the boy. The father smiles, draws himself up to his full height and says, " Son, I've spoiled that woman. " Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Have You Heard This Joke? The Retirement Plan

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine General, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to my testicles."

Joke: This General is No Sucker...

When the third general, a grizzled old Marine General, was asked where to measure, he told the pension man: "From the tip of my penis to my testicles."

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $100 bill on his penis. The artist agrees, but she is curious and asks the man why he wants to do this. The man replies, “I have my reasons which I would rather not tell right now.”

This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...

She raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. Then, she took a close look and said: “No sir, they aren't. And I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them!!”

Have You Heard This Joke? The Stuttering (Rude)

I can, if you'd like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today." "D D D D Do it!" So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed.

Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

joke but I don't have a leg to stand on I'd tell a cyber-security joke but you couldn't hack it I'd tell you a confidence joke but I'm insecure I'd tell a joke about a joke but it'd be recursive I'd tell a war joke but I'm afraid it would bomb I'd tell a pot joke but it's half baked I'd tell a small penis

Have You Heard This One? The Highly Trained Assassin!

I want you to shoot her in the head, and I want you to blow his penis off." The assassin looks through his scope. He keeps staring for several minutes, not taking the shot. "Well? What are you waiting for!?" the husband asks impatiently.

This Pickle Factory Worker Has One Weird Urge (Funny)

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen.

Funny Joke: The Good News and the Bad News...

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother.” "Oh no, I mean, at least I'm alright, I feared the worst. I guess it could be worse,' the hunter replied. 'Is your brother a plastic surgeon?''

Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer

I can, if you'd like, shorten your penis and relieve the great tension on your larynx. The effects will be instantaneous, and we can operate today." "D D D D Do it!" So they prep for surgery and very quickly the operation is performed.

Hilarious: Why Was This Boy Expelled?

'Now,' he says, 'lift your left leg,' so I asked, 'What, am I suppose to stand on.... my penis??'" "Exactly," says the father. "Alright, I'll come." The next day, the boy asks his father "Did you go to the school?" "No, not yet." "Don't bother, I got expelled."