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Joke: A Boy and His Whisper

Joke: A Boy and His Whisper mother, father, boy, pee, family joke, children joke This joke begins with a little boy who really needs to pee...

Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!

I bet you $100 that I can pee in it from over here.” The barman agrees to the bet, so the man begins to urinate all over the bar, its patrons and even the barman himself – basically everywhere except in the glass. “Ha!” says the barman. “You owe me $100!”

Joke: God And I Have a Special Relationship!

the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Darnes, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Darnes called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great.

Joke: How to Raise Your Grade

The student then makes another offer: "If I'll get up on this table, and pee the perfume Coco Chanel on you, will you give me a 100?" The professor now has to see what this kid can do, so he agrees.

There's a Reason Why You Constantly Need to Urinate...

Don’t you just hate it when you’re all set to leave the house and then you have to run back inside to pee? When you get to work, you have to go again, even though you’ve just went before you left home. If you have such a problem, then rest assured that you’re not alone.

Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...

Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet, and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."

The Color of Your Urine Has Much to Say About Your Health!

Urine is never a comfortable thing to talk about, but we're all adults here aren't we (kids, please get off the computer now), and we do pee several times a day. From time to time, you must have noticed that your urine has different colors, sometimes darker, sometimes lighter.

Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed Near a Bathroom...

This bathroom stall is not recommended for people with epilepsy A padded toilet stall for a comfortable and long sit I get the feeling this is probably a toilet stall in a biology lab "I didn't know so many people would cheer for me when I pee" It turns out that children's toilets can also be a bit creepy

Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?

Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late."

Joke: A New Discovery Made in Australia...

Then, the Australian says "Well, we have been advanced for centuries, we can pee with our belly button!" The other two ask "what? Belly button?". The Australian says "Not exactly, just a few inches lower."

Hilarious Joke: Are You Sure You Have Enough?

I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Sir, That's Not What It's Used For... funny, joke, humor, pharmacist, viagra An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra.

Joke: A Tourist in Jamaica

As he pees, behind him enters a Jamaican man who walks up next to him and begins to relieve himself as well. The white guy glances unintentionally and notices the Jamaican man has a penis tattoo. Surprised he claims, “hey! I have the SAME penis tattoo as you! Starts with a W and ends with a Y.”

Joke: The Urinal Heart to Heart

"You're peeing on my shoes." Joke: Do We Know Each Other? joke Standing there, doing their business, when one starts to strike up a conversation.