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Joke: The Blond, The Policeman and the Pants

"give her the stuff back, and drop your pants." "What? I can't do that. Its... inappropriate." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me.

Joke: Wedding Decisions

The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his trousers dry. When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his trousers dry. When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. I cant get into your panties!"

Joke: The Panty Rule

I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. I can't get into your panties!"

How To Fold Your Suit To Go Without a Wrinkle!

This next video, by an expert Hong Kong tailor, will show you how to perfectly fold a suit, pants and shirt to go in a suitcase without wrinkling in the least. How To Fold Your Suit To Go Without a Wrinkle!

Say Goodbye to Shrunken Clothes with This Neat Laundry Trick

Recently I accidentally shrunk my favorite pair of pants. I was preparing to bid them farewell until my friend suggested a laundry trick that would revert them back to their former length. I didn’t even know this was possible.

Today's Joke: A Large Wager...

Just drop your pants and we can tell your exact age.' [related_articles] Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times. Determined to prove them wrong, he did it.

Hilarious Joke: These Waiters are Incredibly Efficient...

While ordering dessert, the husband noted that the waiter had a very thin string hanging from the fly of his pants, as did the other waiters, so the husband points out, "Hey, there's a string on your pants!"

Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes

"Look in your pants." said the genie. The man looks inside his pants and gives a shriek. "My God, I'm... I'm ENORMOUS!" "This isn't my first time." smiles the genie. Joke: The Genie and the 2 Wishes joke A man goes for a leisurely stroll on the beach when he suddenly trips on something and falls.

Naughty Joke: The Italian Mama!

When she got up in the bedroom, Luca took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Sophie ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Luca took off his pants, and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Luca's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."

Joke: The Old Hunting Story

I just crapped my pants." The young men looked astonished and one of them said, "I don't blame you, I would have crapped my pants too if a lion jumped out at me." The old man shook his head and said, "No, no, not then, just now when I said 'ROOOAAAAA !!!'"

Fold Your Clothes the Right Way with This Guide

Folding a baby's overalls Is it a shirt, is it pants? How do you fold this thing? If someone knows a better, simpler way than this, I'll be glad to hear about it. But this is the best way I know, I wish someone had told me this when my son was still a baby. 7.

10 Fantastic Tips for Perfectly Folded Clothes

Folding a baby's overalls Is it a shirt, is it pants? How do you fold this thing? If someone knows a better, simpler way than this, I'll be glad to hear about it. But this is the best way I know, I wish someone had told me this when my son was still a baby. 7.