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This Joke Starts With An 88-Year-Old Woman Giving Birth

With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one of them asked. "Not yet", said the mother.

Joke: The Angry Old Woman and Her Bible

This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Burgled joke An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...

Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Joke: The 80 Year Old Pregnant Woman

A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.

Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble

“Oh, no,” the woman replied. “He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache!” “That’s not a problem,” the doctor told her. “Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. He’ll never even know.” Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked.

How An Old Lady Won a Lot of Money. A Funny Tale!

This is a story that happened quite some time ago, in Manhattan, to a very rich old lady we shall call - Mrs. S . and how she accidently got $40,000 dollars. Many know Mrs. S from Manhattan, New York, mostly because she's rich and lives on the luxurious and well lit Fifth Avenue.

Joke: A Woman of Good Reason

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" she asked. "Well, “ said the farmer, “as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house.

Joke: Every Woman's Wish...

Joke: Every Woman's Wish... joke Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now passed-away Prince...

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

A poor old lady was forced to sell her valuables to avoid eviction. As she rummaged through her dusty belongings, she came across a dull copper kettle. Intrigued by its possible value the old woman dusted it off and BAM! A genie erupted from its neck.

Joke: The Woman of Choice

When I was 28, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.

Joke: The Mystery Woman at the Bar

The woman said: "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love." "Wow, that must be rather difficult." the bachelor said. "Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."

Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer

Answered the surprised woman. "Couldn't he see that?" She thought... "I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her. "I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading." "Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. 

This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times."