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Respect the Golden Age!

In recent years, many young people think that older people are out of touch, and ignore them. But times have changed, people are living longer, and the golden age can be a great age to be.

Joke: The Old Man and the Ring

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more special." The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. "This one's $40,000." The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. "I'll take it!" Declared the old man.

Joke: The Noisy People

After he had been there a month, his old mother came to visit him. "And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

Sometimes, People Take Things Too Literally funny, hilarious, joke, humor, grandpa, grandma, baba recommends, old people, evangelists When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Funny: No, Grandparents, That Isn't Going to Work

Sometimes, People Take Things Too Literally funny, hilarious, joke, humor, grandpa, grandma, baba recommends, old people, evangelists When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I'd ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy's face, saying "I slept with your mother."

Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist

A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"

Joke: The Familiar Old Man

One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.

Joke: The Generous Old Lady

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

QUIZ: How Old IS Your Soul?

Most of the time, though, I like having company or working alongside other people. I have hobbies that require me being alone, such as reading, but when I'm not doing those activities I like to be with friends and family. You Have an Ancient Soul Your soul is more than old.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”

Joke: An Old Snake at the Doctor's

An old snake goes to see his doctor and says, ”I need something for my eyesssss… I can’t see very well these daysssss.” The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in two weeks. The snake comes back in two weeks and tells the doctor that he’s very depressed.