30 Hilarious Babies Who Look More Like Seniors!
Though some look so 'old' they may just be able to call their fathers 'son'. Here's a list of hilarious photos of old youngsters who came out of their mother's womb looking like they've been playing bingo. These little guys took the expression 'they grow up so fast' to another level. 1.
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist and my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
11 Superb Solutions to Turn an Old Looking Item into New
You most probably have a couple of things around the house that are old, or things you most likely love that you wish would look as good as new again. Thankfully, with these secrets, your old-looking items will look brand new once again! 1.
This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar
funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, eggs, pastor, collar, $100 A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...
How to Polish 12 Old Items So They Look as Good as New
However, there are simple and surprising ways to return the brilliance to each of these items and make them look as if you just pulled them out of the box. Here are 12 easy and surprising tips that will turn any old product into something that looks new and shiny. 1.
All You Need to Make Old Items Look Brand New is Dedication
It needed more than just a spit shine, but finally, these Corcoran jump boots look good as new ( acidcow ) 15. Who knew a change in color could make such a huge difference ( acidcow ) 16. A new power washer was put to work on this 20-year-old bench ( acidcow ) 17.
Meet Kazim Gürbüz: A 95-Year Old Yogi Who Looks Half His Age
Although I have quite a number of years ahead of me, I do hope to look and feel as good as Kazim Gürbüz before I celebrate my 95th birthday. Looking through his Facebook Page , I couldn't believe that this man, who at a first glance looks more like a 60-year-old, is in fact 95 years of age.
Old and Faithful: 17 Heartwarming Photos of Old Dogs
However, it can be a little tough to see your lovable canine grow old and become weak. As they become old, they are not able to run after the sprinklers or chase that ball you throw at them anymore.
30 Hilarious Babies Who Could Be Mistaken For Seniors
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist
A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
"Well you're 75 years old now, Jack, why don't you take my brother Scott along?" suggested his wife. "But he's 85 and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack. "But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball," his wife pointed out. The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on.
Joke: The Old Man and the Ring
The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something much more special." The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. "This one's $40,000."
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
Are You Old? You'll Know It If...
We all know what it means to be young - and boy do we think about those days a lot - but it's not always easy to tell if you are officially 'old' yet or not. Here are 15 signs to look out for. If you experience any of these calamitously funny symptoms you are almost certainly past your best...
These Images Look Like B&W Photos... But Look Closer!
As you're about to see, the details in his drawings look incredibly real. Let's take a look at some of his fascinating work. To view more of his work visit his website . Aside from looking incredibly life-like, his drawings exude sensuality and passion.
Joke: An Old Canadian in Paris
The Canadian senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look, then he quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Juno Beach on D Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show it to."
Joke: The Old Hunting Story
The man leading them around said, "See that old man asleep in the chair by the fireplace? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget." They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
Look Who's Talking! - Hilarious!
Paul Zerdin is a very talented ventriloquist who's found a new twist to the old genre, and a hilarious one at that! Look Who's Talking! - Hilarious!
Joke: Looking For Divinity
The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Old maid's burglar - A Funny Lymric!
He looked around for a place to hide, 'Till the folks were all asleep, Then said he, " With their money I'll be a quiet sneak . " So under the bed the burglar crept; He crept up close to the wall; He didn't know it was an old maid's room Or he wouldn't have had the gall.
Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
Do These Photos Look Weird? Look Closely...
Take a closer look, though, and you will notice they are just normal photos. None of these pictures are photoshopped. They are just incredibly well-timed and create the perfect accidental optical illusion . Take a look. 1. That really does look like a cat at a rock concert. 2.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" The young man replies, "It’s a Ferrari 599 GTO. It cost nearly half a million dollars!"
