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Joke: The Generous Old Lady

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO

An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.

Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer

Curious, he immediately goes in and finds an old woman with two bags of trash dragging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake. He calls the woman to halt and approaches her. "Excuse me Mam, but one of your bags has a hole". He points out.

Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time".

Funny Joke: The Old Lady Has an Important Question...

Groaned the old woman. "I was weak, and told him that he had to pay for rent of the attic with... ah... romantic favors," She continued, embarrassed. "You see my fiance had died in the war some years ago, and I was lonely."

Hilarious: Old Ladies Know How to Ask the Best Questions...

Who said that old ladies don't have poignant and deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, and they know exactly what hilarious inquiries need to be made!

Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist

A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"

Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter

Content Joke: The Dangerous Shoplifter joke An old lady gets caught shoplifting...

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..

Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire

Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...

Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem!

Content Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem! joke Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says: "How foolish of me! I haven't even offered you coffee." So she gets up and gets the coffee.

Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)

Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.

Funny: This Old Lady Says Marriage Is As Easy As 1,2,3,4

An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life: why she had decided to get remarried at 80, and for some information about her new husband.

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied: 'a can of peaches.' The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

How An Old Lady Won a Lot of Money. A Funny Tale!

This is a story that happened quite some time ago, in Manhattan, to a very rich old lady we shall call - Mrs. S . and how she accidently got $40,000 dollars. Many know Mrs. S from Manhattan, New York, mostly because she's rich and lives on the luxurious and well lit Fifth Avenue.

Have You Heard This Joke? Darn Old Age (Rude)

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant.

Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice

An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"