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Joke: A Slightly Confused Nurse

Three doctors with a growing private practice decided they needed to hire a new nurse onto their staff to meet their needs. They hired a very qualified applicant named Sue, and met after a week to discuss the new nurse's abilities in her new role.

Joke: The Best Nursing Home

With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.

This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...

A young student nurse came into his room, ready to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask. “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replied: “I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.”

The Most Unbelievable Food is Served In This Nursing Home!

Now Chef Kevin works every day alongside the residents of the nursing home to determine the best menu for each day and other healthy and tasty treats to be served.

With These 10 Rules, Doctors and Nurses Get Sick Less!

They don’t touch their face Usually, the transmission of illnesses is from hands, nose, eyes, and mouth," says Nicoleta Constantin, a nurse at several North Carolina hospitals.

How to Know If Your Child Has a Swallowing Problem

Does your baby have trouble nursing? Are feeding sessions lasting longer than half an hour? Do they choke when nursing or eating? Do they spit up frequently? Cry at mealtime? Seem uncomfortable? Are they not gaining enough weight or maybe suffering from failure to thrive (FIT)?

These Seeds Have 10 Health Benefits Worth Knowing!

You can also upgrade the tea with a little nutmeg, honey, and lemon. 10 Health Benefits of Fenugreek health, kitchen, nutrition, diabetes, health benefits, hair loss, nursing, menstrual cycle, dandruff, fenugreek The fenugreek can be found in many a cultures cuisine, and beyond its taste and texture

This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward

A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!

With their ailing mother needing constant medical supervision, a family decided to bring her to a very expensive and caring nursing home for a day to try it out.

Today's Joke: A Large Wager...

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!

This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off

The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. "In front of you?" He asks shyly. The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body."

Joke: His One and Only Request...

and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can."

This Joke Begins With a General Visiting an Army Hospital...

and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can."