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Joke: The Newlywed and the Spaghetti Sauce (Adult Humor)

Rude Joke: The Virgin Newlywed and the Spaghetti Sauce mother, marriage, daughter, italian, sauce, newlywed, spaghetti An Italian newlywed has never made love to a man before, and she is nervous about consummating her marriage. Her mother has to intervene to help...

Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two months went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

Joke: The Innocent Newlyweds

A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom.

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two months went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Disappointed Priest

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from making love for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

Naughty Joke: The Newlyweds and Their Accident

A newlywed couple gets a special present for their nuptials: a brand new sports car. As they leave the wedding reception, they are so excited they drive faster than they ever had before. "I'll make you a deal," said the groom with a smile. "If I do 200mph, you take off your dress. Deal?" he asked.

Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough

Newlywed Countryside Lovin' funny, hilarious, joke, wife, farmer, countryside, rifle Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...

Joke: Newlyweds At the Pharmacy

Jack, 92, and Gill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding , and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggest..

Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough of Each Other

Newlywed Countryside Lovin' funny, hilarious, joke, wife, farmer, countryside, rifle Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...

Hilarious! This Wedding Night Was a Learning Experience...

For more BabaMail videos click here The Virgin Newlywed and the Spaghetti Sauce funny, joke, mother, rude, cooking, virgin, newlywed, spaghetti, rumble, wedding night We often forget, but for the bride, the wedding night is quite a shocking surprise...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

funny, hilarious, joke, humor, photo, wife, husband, shower, newlywed, towel A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

The Newlyweds, the Trousers and the Panties funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, husband, pants, newlyweds, trousers, panties A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: The Panty Rule

The Newlyweds, the Trousers and the Panties funny, hilarious, joke, humor, wife, husband, pants, newlyweds, trousers, panties A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

The Secret to a Happy Marriage is Knowing These Tips!

Whether you're a newlywed or have been married for years, here are ten awesome marriage tips that will help you and your loved one enjoy wedded bliss. 10 Ways to a Happy Marriage tips, informative, marriage, helpful, happy, baba recommends, rumble Whether you're a newlywed or have been married for years

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

I Don't Know Where to Put It, Dad funny, hilarious, joke, woman, humor, couple, man, baba recommends, virgin, newlyweds A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

Joke: Remember Not to Panic On Your Wedding Day

This Joke Starts With a Woman Stressing About a Negligee joke This newlywed is in a flap because she forgot the garment that she wants to wear for her husband. It's probably a good idea not to let mom shop for bridalwear..

Joke: Why Go to the Bar at All?

joke This is a story about a newlywed couple who had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

This Trio of Mother-in-law Jokes Will Have You In Stitches

Mother-in-law Joke #2: The Newlyweds The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work. “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

Hilarious Joke: A Woman's Smart Answer

A newlywed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops beside her.

Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...

3 Men Confide About Their Wedding Nights funny, joke, humor, marriage, hotel, honeymoon Three newlywed men share their honeymoon experiences....

Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer

A newlywed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops beside her.