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This Joke Begins With a Young Doctor New to Town...

The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his house-call rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house, a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach." The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit.

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned.

Is It the Beginning of the End For Plastic?

Achieving this will come from an increased shift toward biodegradable plastics, recycling and minimizing the amount of new plastic manufacturing to a bare minimum.

This Joke Begins With a Last Meal...

A few months go by, and the train driver has been working for a new company. Well, old habits die hard, and he falls asleep again, killing 2 people this time. The court has no patience for recklessness, so he ends up on death row again.

This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...

Halfway through the semester, having foolishly squandered all his money, he begins thinking about his dire situation. He hatches a plan. He calls home. "Dad," he says to his father, "You won't believe what modern education is developing!

This Joke Begins With a Revelation....

At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret - and this makes it very easy to blackmail them, merely by saying: "I know the whole truth." So Littl..

This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing." "Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...

Marriage Joke: The Crumpled Bills funny, humor, wife, husband, money, marriage joke, crumpled bill This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...

This Joke Begins With Two Communists...

Joke: Black Ink, Red Ink This joke begins with 2 communists wanting to emigrate to the USSR...

This Joke Begins With 2 Religious Thieves...

Joke: Giving the Lord His Share funny, joke, humor, God, thieves, the Lord This joke begins with 2 religious thieves...

This Joke Begins With Two Happy Soldiers...

Joke: From Privates to Sargents... funny, joke, humor, soldiers, army, sargents, privates, army jokes This joke begins with 2 soldiers getting promoted...

This Joke Begins With a Stormy Night in a Barn...

Joke: That Night in the Barn funny, joke, humor, old lady, golf, widow, inheritance, barn This joke begins with 2 friends seeking shelter...

This Joke Begins With a Dangerous Situation...

It was a beautiful day, and at a little fish restaurant a cry suddenly goes up: " My son! My son is choking! Someone help! " Many of the diners try all kinds of techniques, but none work and the so..

This Joke Begins With a Hunting Trip to Canada...

Joke: The Hunters and the Plane funny, joke, plane, hunter This Joke Begins With a Hunting Trip to Canada...

This Joke Begins With a Famous Actress Shipwrecked...

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learned how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, she took care of him in return, and eventually she started really caring about him. After all, there wasn't anyone else in the island.