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Joke: The Lady Stowaway

A young lady, jobless and spurned by her lover, heads to the Manhattan docks to drown herself. She has nothing, no friends, no family, she just wants to end it all. And as she's about to jump, a handsome young sailor shouts, "stop! Don't do it!!"

Joke: The Lady Golfers

Joke: These Ladies Are Taking Really Long! joke Two men are trying to get in a quick eighteen holes of golf...

Joke: The Generous Old Lady

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Proctologist

A little old lady has an appointment with a proctologist. The proctologist does the exam and then discusses the results with her. He ends by saying, "Do you have any questions for me, Mrs. Smith?" The little old lady looks at him scoldingly and says "Yes. Does your mother know what you're doing?"

Joke: The Old Lady Shoplifter

Content Joke: The Dangerous Shoplifter joke An old lady gets caught shoplifting...

Joke: The Old Lady and the Bank CEO

An old lady walked into the Bank of America with a huge bag of money. She told the receptionist that she would like to meet the president of the bank as she wanted to deposit a large sum of money.

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves

Joke: The Old Lady and the Rubber Gloves joke A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves..

Joke: The Old Lady and the Gentleman-For-Hire

Content Joke: The Wicked Call joke A little old lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but she was a bit lonely...

Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!

In the parking lot, he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost and asked if he could tell her the way to 1603 Mockingbird Lane. The biker said, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane." We can take a shortcut down this alley and be there in no time".

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man.

Ladies, the Last Laugh Is Reserved Entirely for You!

Here are some words of advice and comfort for all you ladies out there. Get ready to do what you do best: laugh your heart out! 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3.

Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer

"Well, you see Mr.Officer," the old lady explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the street and it just so happens to be right next to a very famous bar. I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that piss all over my garden."

Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem!

Content Joke: 3 Old Ladies and a Memory Problem! joke Two old ladies go visit their friend Mary. They sit down and after a while Mary says: "How foolish of me! I haven't even offered you coffee." So she gets up and gets the coffee.

Joke: Who Gave This Lady a License?

Joke: The Risk-Taking Old Lady joke Two elderly women were out driving in a large car...

This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)

"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies' room." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Old Ladies, a Park Bench & Some Indecent Exposure (Rude)

Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park.