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Hilarious Joke: The Naked Excuse!

He stops in surprise at seeing his wife stark naked. ''What the hell are you doing?'' Thinking quickly, the wife says, ''Uhm...waiting for you.'' The suspicious husband looks at her in disbelief and says, ''But you're naked.'' Again the woman says, ''Yeah... I was waiting for you.''

Joke: Why Are You NAKED?

Content Joke: The Helpful Neighbor joke I've lived a few years in my home, and the pretty neighbor next door and I always flirted with each other...

Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)

He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam. So, both boys decided to stay and watch her. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked his friend why he had run away.

Two Naughty Nuns Try to Break Free from Their Bad Habits

video, joke, rude, baba recommends, naked, nuns, rumble, blind man These nuns are in the habit of making you laugh!

Two Nerds Meet On Campus (Hilarious Joke)

Two Nerds and a Racing Bike funny, hilarious, joke, girl, humor, bicycle, naked, students, nerds When a nerdy student meets a fellow nerdy student on campus, he notices that he's turned up on a shiny new racing bike. He soon becomes curious...

Meet Ludwik, the Hairless Guinea Pig Turned Fashion Icon

Agata opened an Instagram page for the naked guinea pig, where she showcases his unique brand of beauty, where he became an instant megastar with hundreds of thousands of fans! 1. Fashion Icon View this post on Instagram A post shared by Ludwik (@ludwik_guinea_pig) on Jul 12, 2019 at 9:02am PDT 2.

This Joke Starts With a Cowboy Having Coffee At Starbucks

I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' The two sat sipping in silence.

Joke: The Photo in Her Purse

A young couple gets married and goes on their honeymoon, the following morning the bride walks out of the shower, naked. The husband says, “Stop.” Grabs his camera and takes a quick photo. She asks him why he took a photo when he can see her naked anytime?

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies. So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama. "Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies. After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again.

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

"Please come quickly," she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!" The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.

Naughty Joke: The Newlyweds and Their Accident

The bride, now stark naked, was fine, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe and cover yourself," he said.

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

Ron frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up, he said: "I'm here to feed the alligator." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Have You Heard This Joke: The Rules of Men

"I hope you don't mind," she says in a dreamy voice, "but I feel much luckier naked..." and she peeled off all her clothes, staying completely naked. "Come on baby, mommy needs a new set of clothes!" The roulette wheel stops on 13. "I won I WON!!!"

This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off

The nurse says: "Well no, but I've seen the naked human body before. The man said, "Not one like mine. You'd die laughing at my naked body." "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.”

The Great Comets of Earth Captured in Stunning Photographs

Every few centuries, the people of Earth get lucky enough to view one of these passing comets with the naked eye, as it crossed the path of our planet and the Sun on its extraordinary journey.

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

Finally, the priest said to the nun, "you know sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth--to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"