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Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son

A Visit to the Circus and 20 Elephant Questions funny, hilarious, joke, humor, dad, elephant, son, penis, mum When a young boy keeps asking about the thing that's dangling underneath the elephant, things get

This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home

Honey, I Want You to Find Out Everything funny, hilarious, joke, parents, humor, dad, mum, fiancee, young couple After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...

Why Did God Make Moms - Funny Children's Answers!

God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mum like me. What kind of a little girl was your mum? 1.

I Just Wanted to Say, Thanks for Everything Mom!

Therefore, why don’t you show your appreciation to your mum by sending her this wonderful greeting video this Mother’s Day? I Appreciate All That You've Done For Me, Mom!

Joke: A Boy and His Whisper

"MUM," the boy yells at the top of his voice, "I GOTTA PISS! I GOTTA PISS!" Well, needless to say, the mother is mortified at her son's language in front of her guests and scolds the young boy. "Quentin, we do NOT shout that kind of language in front of mummy's guests!

Out of All the Chrysanthemums These Are the MOST Beautiful

Some call them mums, others call them chrysanths. By whatever name you call them, Chrysanthemums are a gorgeous genus of flowering plants , with over 40 different species within its family.

Send This Greeting to a Mom This Mother's Day!

Thanks For Everything You Have Done, Mum! video, mother's day, greeting, baba recommends, rumble Mother's Day is here! Show your mom how much she means to you by sending her this greeting video!

Joke: The Australian Outback Army Recruit

An Army Recruit from the Australian outback sends a letter home: 'Dear Mum & Dad, I am well. Hope you are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin’ on the farm - tell them to get in quick smart before the jobs are all gone!

Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)

The second boy said to his friend, "My mum told me that if I ever saw a naked lady, I’d turn to stone.” "I felt something getting hard, so I ran." Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Freshen Your Rooms Scientifically with the Perfect Plants

Wolverton. concluded that The Florist’s Mum and Peace Lily are the best performing air-purifying plants. NASA has also suggested that we keep one plant per 100 square feet.

Joke: Daddy Knows Best!

she replied, "Mum says so too!" Joke: Your Dad Does it Better joke He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for it and heads in.

Photographers and Their Pets: A Perfect Recipe For Comedy

'Why Are You Upside Down Mum?' - By Malgorzata Russell [related_articles] 11. 'Squirrelll!!!' - By Elke Vogelsang 12. 'Isolated Dog' - By Ilana Rose 13. 'Guard Dog On Duty' - By Elke Vogelsang 14. 'That Moment You Realize You've Gone Through Half A Jar Of Snacks' - By Candice Sedighan 15.

These 18 Dads Are Bad, Crazy & Lazy: Sound Familiar?

Mum's carry too much: I don't waste pocket space with things like tissues. 17. Neither is there any point in using a shopping cart. This is much more efficient. 18. I am the greatest dad in the world.

Here are a Few Frogs With Strange But Fascinating Features

Mini mum (By Mark D. Scherz, Carl R. Hutter, Andolalao Rakotoarison, Jana C. Riemann, Mark-Oliver Rödel, Serge H.

The Singing Pug That Cannot Run - Hilarious!

fun But the one thing that I cannot do Is I can't feckin run I'm bouncin flouncin fallin all around the show Rolling bowling I just can't get it right Skipping hopping tripping up and flopping I just can't get the hang of it though trying as I might I've got a brother alfie A little pug like me Me mum