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Joke: Will the Morons Please Stand Up?

Content Joke: Will the Morons Stand Up? joke One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.

This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class

So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself." Images by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Joke: The Element of 'Administratium'

These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it came into contact.

Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.

Carl panics and tries to run but the wife stops him and whispers: "Don't go, this moron is so drunk he won't even feel me plucking a hair on his butt." The wife does exactly that and the husband doesn't move. Carl, now reassured, proceeds with the job.

Today's Joke: A Desperate Man

They are only $5. ' The criminal, frustrated shouted, 'you moron! Do I look like I need a tie? I should kill you right here, but I have to find some water first!"

Funny: I Didn't Expect Things To Work Out Like This!

And that’s when I shot the moron." Scroll below for more funny jokes! Joke: I Didn't Expect Things To Pan Out Like This!

Videos: When You Play Stupid Games, You Win Stupid Prizes

Keep your eyes on the road, moron These dudes are brave or idiots?... idiots from r/WinStupidPrizes 11. Girl learns the hard way that heavy household appliances aren’t playground rides Girl falling down when she sits on the fridge from r/WinStupidPrizes 12. A foregone conclusion 13.

Man Gets 9 Years in Jail For Smoking on a Plane?

After this first incident, the captain issued a strongly worded warning about the “moronic” conduct of smoking on board – but this warning was ignored by Cox and he has paid a hefty price.

26 Pictures that Prove We Will Never Truly Understand Cats

Moron from r/aww 9. Huh? This is my friends cat eating dinner 10. Huge improvement Don't Sit On The Keyboard? 11. The food in the tank is fresher This is how my cat eats... from r/funny [related_articles] 12. “Back support? What’s that?” Cat logic: comfortable. 13.

10 Perfect Movies for You to Feel That Christmas Spirit

It's a touching story of a boy who does all he can to hamper the plans of two moronic burglars, while still retaining his faith in the miraculous, that seems to have embedded itself in the psyche of the entire world. 3.

Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!

The criminal, frustrated shouted, 'you moron! Do I look like I need a tie? I should kill you right here, but I have to find some water first!"