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Joke: How Mommy and Daddy Met

Content Joke: How Mommy and Daddy Met joke A boy goes to his father and asks him: "Daddy, how was I born?"

What's the Worst Thing Your Mommy Says?

This time, it's the children's turn to answer, and the question is: 'What is the worst thing mommy says when she's mad?' What's the Worst Thing Your Mommy Says? funny, children, kids, jimmy kimmel A question given to kids gets some hilarious answers!

Joke: Mommy, What's All That Thumping?

Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh, well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

Hilarious: Mommy, Why Don't Airplanes Have Babies?

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cat..

Joke: Mother, I Have a Question...

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

Joke: Can You Say Daddy?

Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy." Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "Crap! Say daddy!" Baby: "Crap!" Dad: "What did you say?" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "I'm home!" Baby: "Crap!" Mom: "What? Where did you hear that?" Baby: "Daddy." Joke: Can You Say Daddy? funny, joke Baby: "Mommy." Dad: "No. Say daddy."

When This Young Man Prays, Bad Things Happen... (Funny)

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers: "God bless mommy, daddy and granny. Goodbye grandpa." The father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: "God bless mommy.

Joke: A Question of Origins

My 3-year-old daughter came to me and asked: “Mommy, where does poo come from?” I decided it was best to explain it at a level she would understand so I said: “You just had breakfast?” “Yes”, she replied. “Well, the food goes in your mouth down into your tummy.

Music Box: 20 Beautiful Covers of Beloved Rock Ballads

Queen Yesterday Originally by: The Beatles Listen to Your Heart Originally by: Roxette Still Loving You Originally by: Scorpions [related_articles] November Rain Guns N' Roses Stairway To Heaven Originally by: Led Zeppelin Imagine Originally by: John Lennon Dream On Originally by: Aerosmith Bohemian Rhapsody

Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones

The little boy asks, "Mommy, what does R.I.P. stand for?" His mother replies, "It stands for 'Rest in Peace.' That means we wish for Grandma Annie's spirit to find peace in the afterlife." Then, they come across the gravestone of the woman's uncle Joe.