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Joke: The Drunk Minister

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister

A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.

This Joke Starts With a Cowboy & Minister On a Flight

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

This Joke Starts With a Minister Doing Something Different

A minister decided to try something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out, "Cross!"

Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members.

This Joke Starts With Mrs. Jones Talking to a Minister

Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr.

Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!

This woman is fed up with her husband falling asleep during church, so she asks the minister for some advice...

Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...

Just before he died he called his doctor, his lawyer and a minister to come see him. They complied, and gathered together around his bed. "I always heard you can't take it with you, but I am going to prove you can," he said. "I have $90,000 cash hidden underneath my mattress.

Joke: How to Reward Loyalty

A minister once gave him wrong advice and the king decided to have him killed. He ordered that the minister be thrown to the ravenous and vicious guard dogs. The minister said, "I have served you loyally for 10 years and you do THIS?" The king was without mercy.

Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!

Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without making love for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

Three couples went to visit the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without making love for two months and then come back and tell him how it went.

Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather

Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it." A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said the woman.

Joke: Are Relations Work or Play?

Content Joke: The Priest, Minister and Rabbi Advise joke A man wonders if having relations on the Sabbath...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr.

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. relations is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Joke: Grandma and Her Boyfriend

When she opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said: "Hello young lady. Is your grandma home?" The little girl replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

March 17th, 2017: A Roundup of the Week's Biggest Stories

Liberal Prime Minister, Mark Rutte, was elected for an historic third term in office, with his VVD party winning 33 seats. To share this news clip click here 4.