midnight Posts

Do You Sleep TWICE a Night? I Do and It's Enriched My Life

I rarely care what time it is, so I just refer to it as midnight. And I’ve found out that this 'midnight' is not only my second waking time, but it was also the case for millions of people throughout history. Virginia Tech historian, A.

Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

Have You Heard This Joke? The Broken Clock

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

If You Need an Evening Snack, Here Are 9 Healthy Ones

Probably one of the most frustrating feelings is when you find yourself awake after midnight and your stomach makes a loud, angry groan.

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest

It was after midnight. While en-route home he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he wanted to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toed into the bedroom. 

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom.

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

Joke: The Wife's Math

Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old.

Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!

You’re driving on the highway around midnight, and you see a woman on the roadside, wearing a miniskirt, fishnets, high heels, and a bra for a top. What would you call her?” Cop - “A hooker of course.” Me - “Yes of course, but is it your wife, your daughter, or your mother?”

Enjoy 24 Songs by the Legendary Eric Clapton

George Harrison My Father's Eyes White Room I Feel Free Little Wing Old Love The Shape Your'e In Blue Eyes Blue Call Me The Breeze Forever Man After Midnight Crossroads Little Queen of Spades Wonderful Tonight Let It Grow Change The World Knocking on Heaven's Door Tears in Heaven Somewhere Over The Rainbow

When This Young Man Prays, Bad Things Happen... (Funny)

Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he apologized to his wife. "I am sorry honey. I had a very bad day at work today." "You think you’ve had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU’VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled. " The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!