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7 Relationship Tips from a Happily Married Couple of 45 Years

My parents have been married for 45 years and thanks to their long time together, they’ve discovered some secrets to a happy and long-lasting relationship like theirs.

Joke: Getting Married in Heaven

They walk up to God and ask to be married. "Give me some time," Says God, "and I’ll get back to you. This is quite extraordinary." Four years pass, and after the couple waited patiently, God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.

Joke: Now That We're Married...

Content Joke: Now That We're Married... joke Linda decided to tie the knot with his long time boyfriend, Roy...

Joke: Before We Get Married...

An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: " I want to keep my house. " He said: "That's fine with me." She said: " I want to keep my Cadillac. " He said: "That's fine with me."

Hilarious: The Funny Business of Being Married

Marriage is a beautiful thing, but men and women are also different creatures, as any couple can testify.

Hilarious Joke: There Are Many Technicalities When Getting Married

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they said they didn't, He sent them off to get one.

Wife Makes Hilariously Accurate Comics About Married Life!

She captures her favorite of these moments in her comics, bringing to life a couple of conversations that most partners go through. Hedger hopes her cartoons make people understand that there is no perfect relationship and that it’s love that makes things work at the end of the day.

Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, went to a relations therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have intercourse?"

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

However, once we are married, that thrill does dip - let's be honest about it! The hilarious joke below makes this truth perfectly clear! Husband: At last! I can hardly wait! Wife: Do you want me to leave? Husband: No! Don't even think that. Wife: Do you love me? Husband: Of course!

Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nice, nurses are known to be hot." The second man married a telephone operator.

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple

Content Joke: The Bank-Robbing Couple joke Jeff and his girlfriend Jenny decide to become bank-robbers...

Joke: A Senior Couple in Court

Content Joke: The Old Couple and the Judge joke An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shop lifting...

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

Three couples check into a hotel for their honeymoons. The man at the front desk has a game he likes to play. When the first couple checked in, he asked the bride what her job was. She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon."

QUIZ: Famous Couples in History!

Content QUIZ: Famous Couples in History quiz How much do you know about the most famous couples?