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Joke: Now That We're Married...

Content Joke: Now That We're Married... joke Linda decided to tie the knot with his long time boyfriend, Roy...

Joke: Getting Married in Heaven

They walk up to God and ask to be married. "Give me some time," Says God, "and I’ll get back to you. This is quite extraordinary." Four years pass, and after the couple waited patiently, God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married.

Hilarious: The Funny Business of Being Married

As a result of that struggle to bridge the gap between male and female, joke material is hardly scarce... 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." " What??

Joke: Before We Get Married...

An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: " I want to keep my house. " He said: "That's fine with me." She said: " I want to keep my Cadillac. " He said: "That's fine with me."

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

However, once we are married, that thrill does dip - let's be honest about it! The hilarious joke below makes this truth perfectly clear! Husband: At last! I can hardly wait! Wife: Do you want me to leave? Husband: No! Don't even think that. Wife: Do you love me? Husband: Of course!

Hilarious Joke: There Are Many Technicalities When Getting Married

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they said they didn't, He sent them off to get one.

Wife Makes Hilariously Accurate Comics About Married Life!

We just want different things ( HedgerHumor ) Funny Comics on Marriage That Are Sure to Make You Laugh art, funny, comics, cartoons, relationships, married life, adrienne hedger, hedger humor, relatable Adrienne Hedger has gained immense popularity for her hilarious cartoons that perfectly depict every

7 Relationship Tips from a Happily Married Couple of 45 Years

My parents have been married for 45 years and thanks to their long time together, they’ve discovered some secrets to a happy and long-lasting relationship like theirs.

WATCH: 65-Year-Old Man Marries 12-Year-Old Girl Experiment

What would you do if you saw a 65-year-old man getting married to a 12-year-old girl? In some parts of the world, this actually happens, which is precisely what this social experiment was designed to bring awareness to. 

Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.

Have You Heard This One? A Mistress, a Fiance and a Wife...

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love lives. All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.

Funny: Do You Know the Alphabet of Marital Compliments?

After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K. " " What does that mean? " she asked suspiciously.

This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore

"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..." Scroll below for more funny jokes! "Who Are Those For, Dad?"

Hilarious: Mr. Psychiatrist, What Am I Doing Wrong?

The Psychiatrist and the Angry Girlfriend funny, hilarious, joke, humor, cheating, couple, married, affair, psychiatrist A man is at a loss as to why his love life has turned dysfunctional. As a result, he turns to a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of his issues...

Joke: Hubby, Give Me a Compliment

funny, joke, age, young, old man, old woman, married Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way...

Funny Joke: Giving an Honest Opinion

funny, joke, age, young, old man, old woman, married Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way...

This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...

Joke: A Surprise Accusation funny, joke, humor, wife, husband, couple, married This husband got a rude surprise...

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

Not Today, Honey funny, hilarious, joke, rude, humor, wife, husband, couple, dirty, married, argument This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...