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Joke: The Maid and the Wife

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" "Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should.

Hilarious: This Maid Can Teach You Something...

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise. She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?" "Well, madam, there are tree reasons why I should.

Joke: The Shocked Maid

Content Joke: The Untrained Maid joke Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now".

Old maid's burglar - A Funny Lymric!

He looked around for a place to hide, 'Till the folks were all asleep, Then said he, " With their money I'll be a quiet sneak . " So under the bed the burglar crept; He crept up close to the wall; He didn't know it was an old maid's room Or he wouldn't have had the gall.

Joke: I Didn't Know My Wife Hired a Maid

Joke: I Didn't Know My Wife Hired a Maid joke When a man calls his house, an unknown woman answers the phone. It soon becomes evident that he has a bone to pick with his wayward wife...

Joke: Whose Panties Are These???

The husband says, "I have no idea where they came from I don't do the laundry, the maid does!" The wife calms down and says, "Oh! So maybe these belong to the maid, could be she was doing her laundry here." "Nah," said the husband musingly, "she doesn't even wear panties."

Joke: Three Couples on Their Honeymoons

She said she was a maid. The man thought to himself "Maids are hot. This guy's going to have a fun honeymoon." When the next couple checked in, he asked the bride the same question. She told him she was a nurse. The man at the front desk thought "nurses are even sexier.

There Are Few Locations More Beautiful Than Niagara Falls!

The best-known tourist attraction of the Falls, the Maid of the Mist cruise is operated from the American side, while its counterpart Hornblower Cruises is available in Ontario. These cruises take you right under the falls, and many also offer tours through the islands and their attractions. 7.

Painter Johannes Vermeer Was Famous For His Unique Style

Mistress and Maid, now in the Frick Collection, New York (By Johannes Vermeer, Wikimedia Commons ) 16. The Allegory of Painting, now in the Kunsthistorisches Museum, Vienna (By Johannes Vermeer, Wikimedia Commons ) 17.

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

The Rabbi speaks softly: "My son, if having relations was work, my wife would have the maid do it." Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . Scroll below for more funny jokes!

Watch Spring Blossom in These Lovely Moving Images

. – Have, get, before it cloy, Before it cloud, Christ, lord, and sour with sinning, Innocent mind and Mayday in girl and boy, Most, O maid’s child, thy choice and worthy the winning. Poem by: - Gerard Manley Hopkins, 'Spring'.

Myths Behind Historical and Geographical Wonders of Earth

The Maid of the Mist ( Flickr ) If this name sounds familiar, then you or someone close to you have probably been to Niagara Falls (or at least wanted to go there)! The Maid of the Mist is the famous ship service run at Niagara Park that takes travelers on a journey through the waterfalls.