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Lovemaking is Different Across Nations (Hilarious Joke)

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman are discussing their previous night's lovemaking. The Italian says: "I rubbed fine olive oil all over my wife, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules funny, joke, humor, firefighter, hose, lovemaking, bell This joke begins with a firefighter wanting his wife to adopt a new routine...

Joke: How Much Work is Lovemaking?

Joke: How Much Work is Lovemaking? soldiers, question, colonel, army joke, lovemaking joke

Joke: Tarzan and Jane Try Lovemaking

"Tarzan not know lovemake." he replied. Jane explained to him what it was. Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

A Jewish Man, An Italian & A Frenchman Discuss Lovemaking

Three old men are discussing their love lives. The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had a great love life. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she scr..

How to Make Love When Illness or Injury Prevent It

If we’re talking frankly, lovemaking is a big part of all of our lives and maybe even a bigger part for some, so when we suffer from a health problem that leads to our inability to have it or even to worry about it, it’s natural that we would feel worse.

Hilarious: To Be Young and Frolicking In the Countryside...

When In the French Countryside... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, sex, outdoors, French, British, lovemaking, field An elderly man is taking a walk through the French countryside when he spots a couple getting frisky in a field. Immediately, something seems off...

Ever Hear the One About the Mouse and the Giraffe?

The mouse said, "Man, that was the best lovemaking I ever had." The bartender asked, "Then why do you look so bad?" The mouse replied, " Hey, between the kissing and the lovemaking I must have run 10 miles! " ​For more funny jokes scroll below.

Joke: Doctor, I Need Help With My Husband

“Oh, the lovemaking was wonderful!” the old woman exclaimed... “But I can never show my face in that coffee shop again!" Joke: The Old Man and the Pill funny, joke An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion.

Joke: What's the Matter Officer?

Joke: The Cop, The Hooker and the Flashlight lovemaking joke, hooker joke, police joke, marriage joke This joke begins with a man encountering a lady of the night.

Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.

Joke: Adding Insult to Injury rude joke, lovemaking joke, cheating joke, drunk joke This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...

This Joke Starts With a Pious Woman Going to Confession

Father, I Must Confess My Sins funny, hilarious, joke, humor, laugh, lemons, boyfriend, making love A religious woman goes to confession after a night of intense lovemaking with her boyfriend. The priest's reaction is a rather unusual one...

Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread

That Whole-wheat Bread Really Gets You Going funny, hilarious, old, joke, humor, bread, old men, libido, whole-wheat, loevmaking Two elderly men are having a conversation about lovemaking, when one of them proclaims that he slept with a 30-year-old multiple times. He reveals his secret....

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Disappointed Priest

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Disappointed Priest joke, church, priest, abstinence, newlyweds, lovemaking joke, religion joke A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements...

Science Shows That Touching is Vital For Your Well-Being

Oxytocin levels increase during hugging and lovemaking, and it is found in greater amounts in people who are in relationships in contrast with those who are single. 2. The Neck Being a part of the body that’s always on show, as well as being a very intimate area, the neck is a rather unusual spot.

This Study Shows Where People Need to Be Touched

Oxytocin levels increase during hugging and lovemaking, and it is found in greater amounts in people who are in relationships in contrast with those who are single. 2. The Neck Being a part of the body that’s always on show, as well as being a very intimate area, the neck is a rather unusual spot.

9 Ways to Exercise for People Who Don't Like to Exercise

There is even scientific evidence that activities like sex help prevent heart disease, and that makes sense because during lovemaking the body really exerts itself and works just like during physical activity.