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Joke: Two Thieves and the Lord

Joke: Giving the Lord His Share... joke There once were two very successful thieves...

Hilarious Joke: The Lord and His Faithful Butler

The telephone rang in the stately home of Lord Armstrong in North Yorkshire, England and his butler answered the call. ‘It’s me. Please go to my wife’s bedroom and tell her that I’ll be home late from the club.’ I’m sorry, M'lord, her ladyship is already asleep.’

Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I li..

Hilarious: Praying for 100 Dollars

This funny joke begins with a little boy asking the Lord for 100 dollars... For more original BabaMail videos click here Joke: A Boy Writes a Letter to the Lord Asking for Money funny, joke, baba recommends, little boy, the Lord, request This little boy prays for $100, but he doesn't get a reply.

There is No Greater Blessing than Your Family

Let us all express our gratitude to the Lord, for having given us a comfortable house for us to live in and a warm family that makes it a home. The presentation is accompanied by music To start the music click on "play" Lord, thank you for this sink of dirty dishes, We have plenty of food to eat.

This Joke Begins With 2 Religious Thieves...

So after deliberating the issue, they decided to go to the church with their loot to confess their sins to the Lord. They also decide to offer some part of the gold they robbed to the church to wash away their wrongdoings. But they couldn't decide how much of each of their loots to offer.

Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather

The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it." A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said the woman. "It's a sign from above." The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon.

This Joke Begins With a Cemetery and An Acorn Tree...

The Devil and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!" The man said, "Beat it, kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

Joke: Adam's First Eve

"Gladly, Lord," replied Adam. "What do you want me to do?" "Go down into the valley." "What's the valley?" asked Adam. God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river." "What's a river?" God explained it to him, and then continued: "Go over the hill." "What's a hill?"

Hilarious Joke: A Chat Between God and Adam

"Gladly, Lord," replied Adam. "What do you want me to do?" "Go down into the valley." "What's the valley?" asked Adam. God explained to him, then said: "Cross the river." "What's a river?" God explained it to him, and then continued: "Go over the hill." "What's a hill?"

Joke: Noah, We Have a Problem...

Joke: The Modern Noah joke Some years ago, the Lord came unto Noah...