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This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Having a Temper Tantrum

"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

A mother was driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy?" the little girl asked. "How old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite.." "Okay", the little girl said. "How much do you weigh?" "Now really!"

Joke: Little Johnny's Dad

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer," said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity but didn't like seeing him cry.

Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Content Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse joke Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

Joke: Little Johnny Counts to 10!

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me." "Can you tell me what comes after three?" "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Bullies

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime and Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Zoo

Content Joke: Little Johnny's Dad joke Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!' 'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!' 'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!' The little pig began to pray, But Wolfie blew his house away. He shouted, 'Bacon, pork and ham! Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!'

Little Johnny Joke: Going to the Nudist Beach

When Little Johnny is even smaller, he goes with his parents to the nudist beach. He is playing with sand and creates castles or swims in the water. After 30 minutes he comes back to his mom and asks: “Mom, Mom, why do all the women have different sized breasts?”

Joke: The Little Boy and the Gravestones

A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives' gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son to her grandmother Annie's gravestone. The initials under Annie's name say R.I.P.