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Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

Lawyers funny, joke, humor, flight, plane, doctor, lawyer wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

A lawyer was standing in a long line to get tickets for Cats , which was making its long-anticipated return to Broadway. Suddenly, he felt a pair of hands kneading into his back.

Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to each other on a plane.

Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer

Three friends, a Rabbi, a Hindu holy man and a lawyer, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, "There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client

This Bigshot Has a Chip On His Shoulder funny, hilarious, joke, humor, phone, lawyer, workers, jamaican, hotshot, bigshot When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Rick. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, 'I'm fine.'" asked the lawyer? Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."

This Joke Begins With a Lawyer Asked for Help

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men: "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied.

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will. 'To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,' the attorney reads.

This Lawyer Paid His Dad Back for His Education in Full

Excited at her runaway success, she began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde

Content Joke: The Lawyer and the Blonde joke There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane.

Joke: Farmer vs. Lawyer

A big-city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

Joke: Bear vs. Lawyer

Content Joke: The Lawyer, the Friend and the 2 Bears joke A lawyer and his Czechoslovakian friend were camping in a backwoods section of Maine.

Joke: The Big City Lawyer and the Prize Bull

Content Joke: The Big City Lawyer and the Prize Bull joke A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

Joke: The Clever Lawyer

Joke: A Corpse-less Murder Trial joke Scene: A courtroom in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. ...

This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...

When giving the closing statement, his high-flying lawyer knew there was a good chance of him being convicted. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” said the lawyer. “Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom.”

Joke Today: A Good Deed...

Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?" "It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?" "That's my business! Get me the course!"

Joke: The Honest Judge

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" asked the defendant. "Oh no!" said the lawyer.

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: 'I have lost my sense of taste.' Doctor: 'Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.' Lawyer: 'Ugh, this is kerosene!'