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This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"

About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

Joke Collection: 100+ Jokes About MONEY!

Joke collection: money Joke Collection: All About Money! funny, joke, money, collection Over 100 jokes about money.

Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About The Institute of Marriage!

Marriage joke collection Joke Collection: 110 Jokes About Marriage! joke, marriage, collection 110 short jokes, jokes and one liners about the famous institute of marriage.

Joke: All About the Dot

first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. ' It's a period, ' he replied. ' I can see that, ' said the teacher, ' but what is so exciting about

Joke Collection: 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

100 Puns and Jokes About Kids! children, kids, jokes, puns 100 Puns and Jokes About Kids!

Joke: The Truth About Politics

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper.

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

From the first second he had a bad attitude about him, annoyed he had to muddy his clean boots out in the country. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Alright, you can search the ranch, but do not go in that field over there."

Joke Collection: 40+ Jokes About Bars and Bartenders!

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Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

Joke: Lying About My Age

"It's simple," John says, "I lied to her about my age." "Did you tell her you were 50?" his friends ask. John shakes his head no. "There is no way she could believe you were 40". John shakes his head again. "So how old did you tell her you were exactly??" John smiles and says "85".

Welcome the Fall With These Delectable Recipes

Delicious Recipes in Honor of the Fall recipe, fall, autumn, chicken, cookies, toast, salmon As fall comes once again, it brings with it the smells and flavors that are so unique to it. Here are 4 fantastic fall recipes.

This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking About Minerals

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Gold and Platinum Buys You Corvettes, But What Buys Both? funny, hilarious, joke, humor, gold, porsche, silicone, corvette A science teacher asks her students about which mineral they would pick if they had a choice to do so. Here's how they answered...

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Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger."

Joke: A Few Funnies About Us Seniors...

'These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says: 'For fast relief.'' There's No Joke Like a Senior Joke! joke A collection of short and long funny jokes.

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

135 Jokes and Puns About Cows! 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows! funny, joke, collection, cow Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

60 Jokes About Men that Are Hilarious For Both Sexes

Collection: 60 jokes about men Collection: 60 Jokes About MEN! funny, hilarious, joke, men, collection, joke collection 60 hilarious jokes making light fun of boys and men.