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60 Jokes About Men that Are Hilarious For Both Sexes

Collection: 60 jokes about men Collection: 60 Jokes About MEN! funny, hilarious, joke, men, collection, joke collection 60 hilarious jokes making light fun of boys and men.

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Most blond jokes are about women, but who said men can't be blond too? Here are 3 killer jokes I found that put the shoe on the other foot, proving that it's not about gender, or about being blond, it's just about making funny jokes!

Have You Heard This Joke: The Rules of Men

But men - are always MEN! Image courtesy of: stockimages / freedigitalphotos.net ​For more funny jokes scroll below.

Joke: The Lessons of Marriage

Joke: What Marriage Teaches You... funny, joke, joke about men n their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked...

This Joke Starts With Four Men Talking at a Bar...

This Joke Starts With Four Men Talking at a Bar... joke Four men are at a bar discussing coincidences - apparently book titled can correspond to birth numbers. It isn't long before the fourth man goes really pale...

Joke: Proving Men Have One Thought

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-month-old Labrador retriever. Joke: Proving Men Have One Thought funny, joke The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls:

Joke: The Woman of Choice

She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting woman, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.

Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!

Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour. When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running to her as if possed and hugging her with all his tiny might. " What is it, Eric?? " She asks. " Now that you're here, grandma, we have everything!

Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread

Two very old men were having a conversation about intercourse. Elmer says, "Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!" Leon replies, "You're kidding! I can't even manage to do it once! What's your secret?"

Joke: A Weeee Bit

Joke: A Weeee Bit funny, humor, joke about men, farmer joke An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison....

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?” “The egg timer’s broken." Joke: The Wife and Her Sudden Passion funny, joke, wife, marriage joke, joke about men, egg timer This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Immediately realizing that the men were inebriated, he quickly thought up a plan to get rid of them. He started the engine, turned it off again and said: “We have reached your destination". “Alright pal, here you go,” said the first guy as he gave him the money.

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages

Joke: The Three Arranged Marriages funny, joke, humor, joke about men, arranged marriages This joke begins with an Indian man being offered three different arranged marriages, and he faces a very tough decision...

On Old Men, Cannibals and Weddings - Great Short Jokes!

Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady : "I think my butt is asleep!"

This Joke Begins With 3 Men Wanting to Leave Hell...

Three men go to hell and they’re pissed “Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.” Satan suddenly appears and says “Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go.

Have You Heard This Joke? Women vs. Men!

Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three men each buy tickets and watch as the three women buy only a single ticket. ” How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? ” asks one of the guys. ” Watch and you’ll see, ” answers a woman.

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

For more funny jokes scroll below. Joke: The $100 Bill Tattoo funny, joke, rude, wife, husband, money, marriage joke, $100 bill, joke about men This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.

This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip when they came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.