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Why This Sleep Condition Affects Our Cognitive Abilities

Throughout the night, breathing is frequently interrupted for periods of 10–30 seconds, leading the individual to wake up in order to regulate their breathing.

This Joke Begins With a Lawyer Asked for Help

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

"I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" Rick said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road."

Joke: Revenge of the Blonde

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you.

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if-" The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man then dies, happy.

This Joke Starts With a Dean Welcoming Students to College

The freshmen half-heartedly muttered in agreement, and the lecture went on without interruption. At the end of the lecture, the Dean decided to ask the freshmen if they had any questions. One of the girls timidly raised her hand and said: "How do you make it last for a whole hour??"

Joke: Getting the Son Into the Business

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.” “I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.” “I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.”

Joke: What Are the Odds???

"Sorry", the professor interrupts him. "I had never intended to blow up the plane." "So, for what other reason did you try to bring a bomb on board?!" "Let me explain. Statistics show that the probability of a bomb being on an airplane is 1/1000.

Joke: Two Villagers On Their First Flight

While they're talking to each other they get interrupted by an announcement from the pilot: "Sorry to disturb you all but I think it's best you know one of our engines has failed. Don't worry we can still make it on 3 engines but there'll be a delay of one hour."

Joke: Getting Away With It

The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the -- " The man interrupts, "Don't bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way." ​For more funny jokes scroll below!